NEW (what the heck this is crazy!) THEORY: Exiled is two people

I know what you’re going to say: “How is this possible? Jumbo, you really done it this time, you really lost your mind. I hate you”

And I know, I get that a lot, but hear me out: have you seen Exiled?

Bulky armor, oversized sword and shield. He looks like if a clown designed a suit of armor. But maybe there’s a reason behind it…maybe because Exiled is actually two dwarfs stacked on top of each other…

It just makes sense: the bulky armor to disguise the fact it’s two people…the amount of covering around the knight which gives you no glimpses on his true self. You may be asking “What about the oversized weapon and shield?” that’s where I say shut up kid and let me explain.

As you know ants have strength that is disproportionate to its own body weight, this is the same way with dwarves. This explains why the Exiled is able to carry this huge sword and shield without breaking a sweat.

In conclusion, two dwarves is better than one dwarf alone which in conclusion means Exiled is two dwarves.

(Theorist’s notes: This might actually be confirmed in game, I don’t know)

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Hey, the ghost of Jumbo I though he or she died

bro, since when did you came back from the dead

I come back every update like Jesus

Does that mean WAX is also comin’ back?

oh my god you’ve done it

If WAX were to come back, he told me it would “come with a price” and I don’t know what the hell that means

what if I told you, THREEEEEEEEEEEEE dwarves?

You have 1 for his legs, 1 for his torso, and 1 for his head.

Lord almighty, WAX is gonna fuckin’ rob the entire forum.

For WAX? It isn’t that that bad of a offer

I think the price WAX is asking for, is infact.
Regular.
But, I know why WAX left…
The real reason is Vetex got tired of swapping between 2 accounts so much.

Wait I though Mal was Vetex, my life is a lie

Dang I missed these theories


idk man this looks wrong

also the exiled refers himself as “I” and “my”, never “we” or “us”
also there are no castlian dwarves unless if significant changes are made to lore

Obviously, if you were two dwarves stacked on top of each other, you wouldn’t want no one else knowin’

Yeah, of course they would use “I” and “My.” They’re trying to hide it

@JUMBO soooo what drugs you doing, your too woke

i thought mr jumbo was retired

that last highlight means that they managed to climb the ranks, but was kicked out because the Castlians found out that they weren’t human

ayo he has way too much knowledge to be kept in the regular world