I don’t have anything better to do so here’s an update.
LichdaDerp:
backflip!
You decide to backflip! Why? Because you need the exercise!
That was a bad idea.
Good job, idiot, you’re going to get yourself killed just because you wanted to exercise.
Game over. I’ll just end the forum adventure here…
I mean, you kinda expected him to die in like, the stupidest way possible anyway right?
Woooaaahhh WAIT IT LOOPS BACK TO THE ISLAND AFTER ALL! You’re saved!
Oh nevermind, fall damage is a thing.
Oh thank heavens! That conveniently placed patch of mud negated the fall damage!
So that was just a fake bad ending, huh?
Hold on, if you looped back, did the other items you threw down-
Just as you are thinking that, the little glob of dirt you threw into the void earlier lands on your face…
So, does that mean-
FUCK!!!
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anon93439178:
FUCK!!!
Miraculously, it doesn’t hit any vital organs and you manage to pluck the sign out of your back, saving your life even if it was extremely painful.
Hey, look! There’s a blue button where the tree you knocked over was!
You go over to press it…
Click!
Please don’t be a troll…
The ground shakes, and a new area opens up!
What…what is a “Skill Issue Shack”?
Okay this is for real today’s last update. I’ll do any suggestions posted tomorrow.
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Ngl island looks a bit messy, hire a cleanup crew (or clean up manually) to freshen up the island a bit
You read the words on the door after you tidy up your islands a bit
mari
August 11, 2021, 5:32am
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that boi’s spinal cord is fcked yo
A gun falls out of the sky.
Hat
August 11, 2021, 2:12pm
131
read the sign on the door
Get jacked then punch down the door
Hat
August 11, 2021, 2:18pm
133
take the comically large spoon for self-defense in case something happens
Look behind the shack.
And maybe bring the spoon, a few sticks, and a rock.
I might take a break today, I think I posted too much yeterday lol
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Baba
August 11, 2021, 4:33pm
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Oh, alright. perfectly fine!
Make sure not to burn yourself out.
go into the shack i guess?
;-;
i’m probably going to end up somehow making more anyway because its just fun lol
I’m gonna get addicted to this.
This island does look like trash, but you don’t have the time-or equipment to clean it up.
The only thing you hate is the trees. They look like ass.
You equip the Comically Large Spoon as your weapon. It’s surprisingly lightweight. It’s no actual weapon but it’ll do the job.
Huh. So if you don’t find the switch to open the door, you’ll be a “skill issue”, whatever that means…? The switch must be hidden around here somewhere.
Forty-Eight:
Look behind the shack.
You look behind the shack. Nope, nothing here.
Crim
August 11, 2021, 5:56pm
141
I guess check some rocks
Crim
August 11, 2021, 6:00pm
142
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