alright guys due to a totally real and not fake emergency I have assumed the presidential seat along with all powers and privileges of said presidency
just kidding, congratulations macobre. though sheer BS and the power of cultists the people you have achieved the presidential seat!
i will bestow upon you the plaque of the off topic category (not really), signed by past presidents @TheSandCrab and Obamavirate. (again, not really I just wanna do something special because we haven’t done this in a while)