Ouchie [tell me your favourite chocolate]

my stomach hurts like a bitch :pensive_face:

thats it lowk

I love chocolate too

Tell me what your favoruute cholocate is

Classic 64% dessert choc, as for pralines, I like vodka candy, makes vodka actually enjoyable.

chocolate bars

if it’s just bare chocolate then prob alpine/camel chocolate

if baked goods are included then prob my cookies erm no alar it’s chocolate chip biscuits

fuck you

milk

probably dark chocolate

white choco and it’s not up debate

Hershey’s bar

darkness.

we’re talking about chocolate, not heavy metal alloys

after all weve been through you betray me like this…

I quite like the taste of lead and cadmium

i’ve picked up a more refined taste for arsenic in Nerds candy

I find arsenic too bland on its own, it tastes good with mercury though

no one likes plutonium anymore i see how it is

Dark chocolate with extra mercury and pottasium…

milk chocolate
dark chocolate is too bitter for my liking

J-jane! It isn’t what it looks like! W-white choco? Pfft… w-who would even…