it has come to my attention that the bald, geriatric oldgens want to ban us newgens because we are so much cooler than them. how about instead of banning us, we ban these oldgens instead?
- I sign
- I am bald
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this has single-handedly inspired me to change my answer on the post you are parodying 
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I don’t want to sign that would be equivalent to burning down a library with history books
both of you will be banned as well 
I think banning literally just beometric would magically fix the schism between newgens and oldgens and create a perfectly united forum
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frrr bro
beo and jimmyjimmy i think
Petition to ban beometric221
- sign
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Petition to ban everyone who signed your petition 
- ban ban ban!!
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I wanna know who many people will agree
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Here.
Me? I’m neutral, I don’t want to care.
The dandruff is kicking in
petition to remove petitions
- I fucking hate free speech
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petition to keep petitions
- i fucking love free speech
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as someone who made a petition i approve
you fucking bastard im going to kill you
- with hammers
- with a greatsword
- via firing squad
- using the electric chair
- by hitting you with the electric chair
- by placing you in a gas chamber
- by placing you in a chamber with flare
- via lethal injection
- with the dark arts
- by crashing a car into you
- by crashing you into a car
- by pushing you down the stairs
- by dropping a toaster in your bathtub
- by dropping you off a cliff
- by dropping an anvil on your forehead
- via striking you with a fish
- by burning you alive
- by burning you dead
- using my mind
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choose your pick
our battle will be legendary!
Where is dropping a bathtub in your toaster 
annoying but not lethal 
hey wait a second where is hitting you in the skull with the thrown pommel of my greatsword that i have now?
this is a dictatorship who said you have a right to opinion silly newgen 
Who is the dictator then
#JoinTheForumRebellion