Pickup lines

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drop the greatest pick up lines.
i’ll start

Girl are you from Tennessee? Cause you’re a 10/10 :100:

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bro that’s not how it goes :sob: it’s “girl are you from Tennessee? cuz you’re the only ten i see” LMAO

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what… who has fooled me to this point.
i thought it was a originally a pedo line for a moment

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damn girl are you a construction worker?
because you are building

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damn girl do you have more hydroxide ions than hydrogen

cuz ur pretty basic

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You can call me Newton, the way I force myself on women :smirk:

The panties fell off

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All of you belong in a prison

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This is a robbery, Give me everything on you.

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are you mentally handicapped? cause that makes no sense :100:

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Summary

Im jealous of your heart because it’s pumping inside you and I’m not

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This one works

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are you $500 cuz i want you a lot

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I actually have a Put-Down line loaded up, but I’m honestly thinking it’s a little too much for the forums.

So uh, hey, are you from out of town? Because you’re decent. god I’m dumb

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woah woah woah pal

thats too far

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this thread is singlehandedly proving why most forumers are single

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@Misinput, please kill this thread :pray:

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hey boy, r u a pedophile, cuz ur a Dream

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this is what, in the industry, we call harizzment

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damn girl, are you on that spectrum cause i cant help but notice that ur special

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just take the free lessons man

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I think some people here are saying put down lines instead