nuh uh, I’m not affecting the actual object, I’m affecting probability. you yourself are the one affecting me, and are therefore limited by the speed of light
??? your blood is affecting you, and how tf does probability make me have a stroke
You guys can get nerfed to the ground but hopefully I won’t
My abilities will always be balanced
All because of one thing
you must ball to win.
idk forum logic when it comes to superpowers
fire magic causes water effect probably
RAM ERROR DETECTED: SUBJECT: PYRONICAL
ERROR CODE: P0604
SYSTEM REBOOT INITIATED
LOCATING DEFECTIVE CENTRAL PROCESSING UNIT IN GRID
LOCATION SUCCESSFUL
MEMORY WIPE: “PYRONICAL”
you have a chance of having a stroke at any given time, luck manipulation makes it garunteed
also this is the same bullcrap logic as magic neck snapping, so it doesn’t really matter
reading that sounded like it had the length of a 10 second countdown and said out loud
ur ability straight ass
COOLDOWN MOD: FALSE
SET ATTACK SPEED MOD: x64
I cast blue screen of death
controlling pixels has allowed me to manipulate cyberspace for myself, and through controlling the G R I D, I can bring forth my digital realm of cubeness into reality
so a domain expansion
you ripped off jjk and minecraft at the same time
yes
I like minecraft
I like voxel/8-bit based videogames
we got me who’s just really fast then we got whatever the fuck dubious has
ive got freedrock minus the curse 
do you like my selfie
cube.
you look ugly
and yeah what exactly is ur power
my momma says I’m handsome
i… am steve.