Possible Superpower Tournament

you could make an air hole routinely or something

1 metre radius or diameter?

why am I only in 8th I have like several legendaries :skull:

Being able to summon lasers from other parts of my body might be a nice defensive ability, but only in close range, which is where I don’t want to be anyway. At long range, it doesn’t really matter what part of my body the lasers come from, and if any part of my body would need to be exposed, my eyes would, so that I can see. I don’t agree with the ranking, but I agree that I’d be in the lower half, so I’ll change my ability a little bit

Since it’s not already clear what properties my lasers would have that differ from real lasers, I would choose a buff that gives them clearer, more powerful properties:

  • my “lasers” would just be beams that erase matter from existence at a rate of a certain number of kilograms per second. They don’t generate heat
  • they only affect solids, including large particles suspended in fluids. They pass harmlessly through any fluid, whether opaque or not. Solids that are transparent or that reflect light would still be affected
  • they move at the speed of light
  • I can choose to make any solid or part of a solid reflective to them. I would do this by choosing an area, and any solid in that area would be affected. I can also make non-reflective a solid that I previously made reflective, again by choosing an area
  • the beams are scattered if they reflect off of rough surfaces or round surfaces, just like light
  • the beams are invisible, but when they destroy solids, they may make noise because of fluids being sucked in to fill the space, or for other reasons

and I also want this

  • I have a 6th sense that tells me exactly where the beams are at any time, but I don’t have instant reaction speed, so I can miss something if it happens too fast. If the beams are scattered, I still know where they are, so if I make a whole room and everything in it reflective, and then let the beams scatter many times, and they fill the whole room, then I can know where everything in the room is by knowing what spaces the beams didn’t occupy. However, as the beams become more diffuse, it becomes harder to distinguish between spaces occupied by beams, and spaces not occupied by beams. In exchange for this sense, I have no other senses, so I have almost no way of knowing about fluid-based attacks like from dubious’s water pokemon

idk how strong pokemon are anyways

also the gap between 1st and 8th is smaller than 8th and 9th/10th

Where me

oh shit whats your power again? i think i forgot to add you

Oh great I am so active that people already forgot about my existence, anyway its ultimate life form (pretty much copy paste from Jojo)

is it this one?


no nigh-immortality

also i’ll have to buff onioncream

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the power creep is already happening

if your lasers worked logically, they’d be extremely powerful/destructive

Your source is ChatGPT bruh

My lasers defy conservation of energy

i cant balance for fucks sake

I think most people would be happy to start though

true, however i feel like i need to balance things a bit more and maybe consult the logic of each map


making the challonge bracket, i might change the teams

rremember when my power was just being really fast then i had to be buffed to being fast and strong and durable and now i might need to be buffed again

this shit crazy

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this means i’m teamed with itsnotme right

just making sure it doesn’t mean me vs itsnotme

Bruh I thought I was on a team with Master Onion :sob:!