So apparently my white eyes plushy was delivered,
Six days ago infact!
Funny thing about that, I haven’t been home, in over a week
If it’s just been sitting at my porch, any common package pilfering hoodlum or gust of wind could have killed my beloved red shark
I didn’t even know there would be early delivery, let alone several months early,
I hope my white eyes is okay 
mine is still shipping and is in chicago apparently
I still can’t unsee those lips.
Bro I live in Florida 
If the delivery man didn’t put white eyes in the shade then its going to be a filet-o-fish when I get home
I hope it’s okay but if it as much as scratches me or my ship I’m killing it
Buh mine delivered yesterday and I’m coming home today
Red blahaj
I will be home to secure my plush within the next 20 hours
I will be home maybe in a few hours
too much power in one image i just felt a shiver down my spine as my lizard brain responded in primal fear
Those big, juicy, fat lips…
Hope the White Eyes ok.
YAY he’s alive!
im the one who plundered ye front poarch, ave morock ye scaliwaf
Could you not be a debi downer for once 
no sorry theres a permanent metaphorical stick up my ass at all times
Ok the White Eyes is fine you can close the poll now it serves ZERO purpose
