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If a synchronized quintuple-pendulum, oscillating in a non-Euclidean phase space under the gravitational pull of a baker’s dozen of decaying neodymium magnets, experiences a tangential phase-shift precisely at the moment a parallel universe’s badger sneezes into a thimble of warm mayonnaise—thereby retroactively altering the algebraic sum of every unused subjunctive verb in the 1984 edition of the Belgian Yellow Pages—how many radishes must a cooperative beaver staple to a cloud to ensure that the square root of Tuesday remains purple, assuming, of course, that the wind is blowing sideways at roughly four decibels per fathom?
who are you again?
What do you think of cats
No@
3 and 4 fiths
I am going to remove your skeletal structure and use it to create soup stock which I will feed to your family
Who do u like
Platonically or romantically?
what is the name of god
what’s your favourite extinct bird?
Adonai
The only one I know is the dodo
So, the dodo
It provokes feelings of meh
(are you on a quest to find someone who’s favourite extinct bird aligns with your own or something?)
Yeah actually
Somehow
weird
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