Introduction
Hello all, my name is JellyfishEdward, or EdTheAcidMan, or Lolwutboipr0. and today i will be telling you some changes we absolutely need to keep the games pvp scene alive and healthy.
- Weapon/ability rebalance
Some weapons are far too under/overpowered, so here is my suggested changes.
Atlantean mace: Power increase to 3.111111, Rarity change to Junk (or whatever the old boot tier is called i forgot), Does 20% more damage to players who have not showered (gotten soaked) in the last 48 ingame hours (2 day/night cycles)
Vindicator:+ 0.2 size
Kai sabre: Damage decrease to 0.1, Speed increase to 3.2
Currently kai sabre does too much damage and is far too slow.
This should get it in a better place.
Flying Phoenix:
Upon using Flying Phoenix, You are Permabanned from Life.
Ravenna greataxe: Size increase to 1.1, speed decrease to 0.85
Beast instinct: Can now be put on katanas, renamed to Judgement Cut End
- Fighting style rebalances
Basic combat: Now removed, you start with a random fighting style that can be rerolled for 199R, all mentors have been removed.
Thermo fist: As thermo fist is still too overpowered and oppressive, have it removed from the game.
Sailor style, the higher your saltwater is, the blurrier your screen gets. at max, you black out and wake up at your spawn location.
Iron leg: You move 50% slower while having this fighting style. Damage increased to 1.2x (not accounting for Bleed)
- Magic rebalances
Acid: Damage buffed to 9.0x
Everything else: Nerf in all stats by 0.3x
- Other changes
Upon launching arcane odyssey, the game will close and instead open Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure: Heritage for the Future if you have fightcade installed on your system. Otherwise, it will bluescreen your pc.
Outro
Overall, i think these changes will make arcane odyssey into a much more respected and well balanced pvp game.
I must return to the slayer grind on guilty gear strive, stay dandy.
TL:DR
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(also this is a joke if you couldnt tell)
