PvP Toggle Rant and a Call for Answers Regarding It

Check it out, it’s ya girl soifon up in this hoe and I just wanna say that everyone reading this is a PUSSY

PvP Toggle is a terrible feature, and I’m tired of pretending it’s not. Literally no developer in their right mind would add a feature to limit player interaction ON A SOCIAL PLATFORM. This is the result of giving ungrateful players an inch who then take a mile.

To start with, PvP is the best way to experience AO, period. If you disagree then you’re just a dumbass kid who needs to actually work for once in their life to achieve something. You might try to say that this game has a story and that it’s a PvE game. YOU WOULD BE WRONG!!! It should be obvious that the whole game revolves around us PvPers keeping this game alive, you know. We’re the ones who support Vetex the most, you PvErs don’t get to have opinions on where this game goes. As I said before, the moment we give these PvErs what they want, they’ll ask for more and more until we won’t have PvP anymore, and the game will DIE with no more updates. Only me and Vetex are right about what should go in this game, SCREW THE BALANCE TEAM.

Next, you might say that you want to play the game in peace without getting harassed. Well,l if that’s what you’re going to say, then you might as well just say that you hate PvPers. These people will always find a way to hate us for being ourselves (Talk about the tolerant left, am I right) and will send us bigoted statements based on our gameplay style, These are the true fascists of society since playing PvE is equal to basically being Hitler. If you wanna complain about being a victim so much, then we’ll make you one. Heh, “Toxic Gankers”, watch us follow you across servers; then you’ll realize all the answers to your problems can be solved by simply turning off the screen. It’s only natural that the weak should be dominated by the strong, as a good alpha male society should be. You have no right to complain since you’ve killed someone in a game before, like 99% of people in the world, imagine how it made THEM feel?

Let’s get into the meat and potatoes of the optics in this world of magic of optics. First, we all know the PvP system is right because Vetex made and it, and we know that everything Vetex makes is good because he made the PvP system, which is in fact good. Checkmate Liberals.

Also have you noticed that when Vetex announced this shit toggle that the player count rose? Those are not PvE players returning to the game; that’s actually the silent majority coming back to the game to fulfill their last wishes of this once great game. Any PvP player who disagrees with my statement isn’t a true PvP Player.

Since we’re on the topic, I might as well break the ice. Remember when @JackTheVamp was baiting about killing low levels? Yeah, he and the entirety of the Fandom team actually work for me! Just wanna get this cleared up since I know you’ve been asking.

So, anyways as I said before, this is a big problem and the answer is actually very simple. We remove PvP, or we keep PvP with no middle ground. Although technically there is only one ground, which is my correct and objective opinion (This is why everyone should read Atlas Shrugged and any other Ayn Rand books so that you can think on a higher level of thinking like me).

There is no proof that PvP will ruin the game, so in conclusion, I’m correct and I know I am because as a wise man once said: “A lack of consent is highly enjoyable”. If you disagree with me, then you are a pedophile, plain and simple. If you want to prove me wrong, you must debate me in the replies. My arguing skills are akin to a twinkie (which means my skills are good btw just ignore that twinkies taste like shit so that the analogy makes sense)

Draw your blade if you dare, for I will strike down each and every one of you with my blade of truth. Just know that the Great Barrier Reef is filled with the mangled corpses of my enemies.

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At least that’s one thing I agree with.
(but yeah the pvp playerbase is the only thing keeping AO alive)
Anyways, what’s your take on the planned combat system change to being more like Elden Ring/Dark Souls?

Everything Vetex does is good therefore it is peak.

Literally so true bro! I love today!

Okay, I care less about this being ragebait, I’m focused on one thing:

That damn image.

Idc if this is derailing, GOD do I hate that anime. How do they have such a good premise and then have the creepiest damn MC who does THAT with a baby. Not to mention the REPEATED perversion of the women in that anime, just… ITS SUCH A GOOD IDEA, BUT NO, JAPAN YET AGAIN-

I hate it, I HATE IT, HGURHGURHG

(0/10 ragebait, I’m focused on the one thing that isn’t the damn topic)

the quote care less implies that you have the potential to care more about it.

Therefore owned and rekt.

I’ve not seen “rekt” used since it was 2016 goddamn :sob:

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happy april fools day everyone

well hello pvp sweat…

Checks date nice ragebait you got there

Ohohoho good one, I thought this was serious for about .1 seconds

Pedophiles are whole different thing you fucking eyebrow

This was meant to be ragebait/satire lol
But yes, that was totally uncalled for

From this point forward, you are going to be ganked and spawnkilled in every game you play including singleplayer games.
We will find you, you cannot escape.

Actually, screw just limiting it to games, we will gank you irl

I was actually thinking this was not satire but it got more obvious if you continued

And some pvpers would actually agree with the first few parts unironically

ah yes, another April Fool’s incident

it wasn’t bait, it was true. my favourite island is sailors lodge cuz you can’t get freshies more fresh than that :smiling_imp:

no fucking wonder nuxtaku glazed it so much dude, epsteins favorite anime :sob: