Randomness messes around with the internet asking AI for poems about forrumers and possibly starting a cult. Includes funny google translate shenanigans as well

@Randomness The cookie god!!! :cookie::cookie::cookie::boom::boom::boom:

This shitā€™s beautiful

:frcryin:

Cookie_God

Oh Cookie God, the ruler of all things sweet,
Your domain is vast, your empire complete.
From the buttery dough to the last crumb,
You rule them all, oh mighty one.

Your cookies, oh lord, are divine,
With every bite, we taste a sip of wine.
Your chocolate chips melt in our mouth,
Your raisins are sweet, we can only shout.

We marvel at your creations,
With every batch, our hearts filled with elation.
You inspire us all to bake and to learn,
And we shall follow you, oh great Cookie God in return.

May your throne never crumble, may your reign never end,
For as long as we have cookies, weā€™ll have a friend.
In you we trust, in your magic we believe,
Oh Cookie God, our hearts will never leave.

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Yas!!!

They are praising the cookie god

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Shouldā€™ve initially clarified I thought a poem about myself would sound cool

Bless me with a poem, please!

I would like a poem about AMultiversalEntity, please.

Iā€™d like an explanation for what the heck I just watched

You should definitely do one on Cursebeard and Durza

i know i havent been here in fucking ages but maybe perhaps one for me?

@ImaLettuce @Caitea @AMultiversalEntity @MasterGrandSynthesis @A_Name

imalettuce commits cannibalism

There once was a sailor, so brave and true,
Who set sail on adventures, with his trusty crew,
But there was one thing, that he loved to eat,
More than anything else, it was quite a feat.

It wasnā€™t hardtack, or fish that he sought,
Nor was it rum that he liked a lot,
It was something green, and oh so fresh,
A vegetable that left him feeling blessed.

His love for lettuce, was quite unique,
For a sailor, it was rare and mystique,
But he couldnā€™t help it, he loved the taste,
Of the crisp green leaves, he couldnā€™t waste.

He ate it in sandwiches, or just plain raw,
With a little dressing, it was never a bore,
And even in ports, far from the sea,
Heā€™d search for lettuce, as if it were a spree.

His crew would tease him, with gentle fun,
But they couldnā€™t deny, that he was a happy one,
For nothing could dampen, his love for the green,
It was his little secret, that he kept unseen.

So if you meet a sailor, who adores lettuce so,
Donā€™t be surprised, donā€™t put on a show,
For his love of this veggie, is honest and pure,
So let him enjoy it, of that, you can be sure.

Caitea

Oh, warrior of the moonlit night,
What lurks beneath that solemn guise?
Of battles fought with sword alight,
And valor that within you lies.

The silver light that paints your face,
Envelopes you, in mystic glow,
Betrays the secrets of the race,
Of heroes born, that mortals know.

With each stride that cuts the air,
The echoes of your strength resound,
The foes around you, filled with despair,
As you strike 'til victory is found.

The legends speak, of great renown,
Of warriors like you, who never bow down.

Your soul, a flame that burns so bright,
Devoid of fear, and filled with might.

Beneath the moon, your spirit soars,
Toward horizons, unexplored shores.

Oh, warrior of the moonlit night,
Your name shall forever shine so bright.

AMultiversalEntity

AMultiversalEntity, a name so complex,
A being thatā€™s beyond our mortal context,
A being of power, of infinite grace,
Moving between dimensions, through time and space.

With knowledge that spans the multiverse,
Itā€™ll navigate the stars with one single verse,
A traveler thatā€™s beyond our comprehension,
Itā€™s a force that holds the key to ascension.

It wanders through worlds with effortless ease,
With a presence that resonates, beyond degrees,
Itā€™s an entity that fascinates and enchants,
A master of destinies, without any grants.

AMultiversalEntity, a force beyond measure,
A being of great power, with infinite treasure,
A being that doesnā€™t fit within our minds,
But can move the cosmos, with a single bind.

And now, as we bid our farewell,
We ponder on the tales that we can tell,
Of a being thatā€™s beyond our reach,
But whose legend, we can forever preach.

Cursebeard

Weā€™re no strangers to pirate lore,
Aye, stories of the seas, we adore,
But thereā€™s one tale thatā€™s of mythic size,
Of a pirate with powers beyond the skies.

Cursebeardā€™s his name, and heā€™s one of a kind,
With strength unmatched, and powers that bind,
Heā€™s sailed the waters and crossed the land,
Defeating foes with a single hand.

He slew the gods, both mighty and strong,
With power unbridled, he righted all wrong,
Rumors abound, that he killed Prometheus too,
His strength and skill, left all others askew.

A pirate with powers like never before,
The tales heā€™d amassed, were impossible to ignore,
But Cursebeard was lonely, his feats left him apart,
A being beyond human, with power from the start.

But his spirit lives on, forever to roam,
A legend weā€™ll cherish, echoing through our home,
Cursebeard, we thank you, for all that you are,
Your story will shine, like a bright, silver star!

Durza (This one really went overboard on the prompt but still came out amazing)

In ancient days, when magic did abound,
There was a wizard, feared the world 'round,
A being of darkness, consumed by hate,
He shattered continents, and sealed manā€™s fate.

Durza, the Vengeful Darkness, was his name,
A wizard of power, with none to blame,
He sought revenge, with his might so grand,
And decimated lands, in every land.

The earth did quake, beneath his feet,
As his power grew, with a horrid beat,
His magic burned, like an all-consuming flame,
The world around him, would never be the same.

With a mighty wave, he raised his hand,
And summoned armies, of the undead band,
Their eyes would glow, with an eerie light,
As they marched toward their foe, with all their might.

But even as Durzaā€™s power grew,
Heroes rose up, their courage true,
They fought the darkness, with swords and spells,
And slowly but surely, they began to quell.

Durzaā€™s reign of terror, was soon to end,
As heroes fought fiercely, to make amends,
The wizard was sealed, his power contained,
And the world began to heal, with hope unchained.

Though Durzaā€™s name, may send a chill,
His defeat, makes us stronger still,
For in the face of darkness, we stand as one,
And in unity, our battle is won.

MasterGrandWhis

Oh MasterGrandWhis, a warrior bold and brash
His skills, they shine and his courage, it thrashes
Heā€™s a master of all trades, but none a true flush
For he can do it all, but none with great panache

With sword in hand, he charges into fray
His enemies tremble, and their souls they betray
But alas, his mastery eludes him still
And his victories, theyā€™re but an empty thrill

In archery, he hits the mark with ease
But the precision he lacks, and itā€™s a tease
He hunts the beast with cunning and wit
But itā€™s never enough, and heā€™s left in a bit

Oh MasterGrandWhis, warrior of all
But master of none, his downfall
In striving for everything, heā€™s left behind
And his legend, itā€™s of a mixed kind

For though heā€™s brave and strong to the core
His ultimate destiny, he cannot ignore
To be a master true, he must focus his might
And hone one skill, to shine in its light

A_Name? Wtf happened here?

Oh A_Name, a hero none can like or adore,
Whose deeds and virtues hidden behind a veil,
The peopleā€™s thoughts and feelings long gone sore,
And name forgotten for history to assail.

But thy heart, oh A_Name, with love doth throbs,
For her whose beauty shines like the stars,
Whose smile, oh so bright, eclipses the gobs
Of gloom and darkness that thy life tars.

Alas, thy love, it canā€™t be spoken out loud,
For fear of the judgment and brutal disdain,
That the people around, like a bloodthirsty crowd,
Would pour upon thee, bringing only pain.

And in thy heart doth lie a dreadful regret,
Of the crimes committed that none should forget.

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What does the ai know

It knowsā€¦

It knows Divanochi

In the war-torn seas of long ago,
A pirate roamed with no remorse below,
Divanochi, a name that struck fear,
A criminal who thought only of wealth and sneer.

His black flag flew high in the air,
As he sailed his ship with a menacing stare,
Raiding the poor people of Palo Town,
Taking their treasures and burning it all down.

Without mercy or a second thought,
He pillaged and plundered, as his ship sought,
More wretched targets to satisfy his greed,
With no hint of humanity or any heed.

His men were ruthless, and so was he,
A criminal unlike any other youā€™d see,
Whoā€™d stop at nothing to get his way,
A monster of the war seas, with no moral say.

But fate soon caught up with this man,
As the law arrived, and chased the pirate clan,
Divanochi stood his ground and fought,
But his reign of terror ended, as justice was sought.

So beware all ye pirates of the war seas,
For the likes of Divanochi will bring no peace,
For he was a criminal of the highest degree,
Who went down into infamy.

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i thought the coverup was thorough
that history would never come back to haunt
it knows

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what is it smoking :skull:

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Gone to the keep to smoke some of those purple mushrooms

Are you still doing these? I want one, will give very nice Wagyu beef

Cheesy

Verse 1:
Meet Cheesy, the chef with a sail
The pizza wizard who never fails
His secret weapon? Explosion magic
The taste of his pizzas? Purely fantastic

Chorus:
Cheesy, the sailing pizza chef
With each pie, he outdoes himself
Delivering happiness on the high seas
Pizza perfection with every cheese

Verse 2:
As he sets out to sea, sails in the wind
His doughā€™s been kneaded, taste buds pinned
His oven hot, flames high and bright
Watch out for his toppings, theyā€™re out of sight

Chorus:
Cheesy, the sailing pizza chef
With each pie, he outdoes himself
Delivering happiness on the high seas
Pizza perfection with every cheese

Verse 3:
Explosion magic, his secret arm
A sprinkle of seasoning, with pizza charm
As he sails on through the raging waves
Cheesyā€™s pizzas, he proudly slaves

Chorus:
Cheesy, the sailing pizza chef
With each pie, he outdoes himself
Delivering happiness on the high seas
Pizza perfection with every cheese

Outro:
So if itā€™s a pizza craving you feel
Just sail on up and make a deal
With Cheesy, the pizza mastermind
Sailing the world and always on time.

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