I thought platinum was chill, but I was kind of suspicious at the same time.
wrong topic i think
thank you
After all these years, we’re finally getting the 4th sea spices.
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The fucking fattass status is real
How works 
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If you’re 10% you’ll look at a damn chopstick and you’re body hitbox is small asf and run out of energy much faster making you weak. Not only that you’re slow asf but at least you can get out of jail.
30% is when you look like you’re gonna go obese in the mid-future and if you at 30% you’re gonna be to fat to crawl through jail bars and not only that you still look like a chopstick but a thicker chopstick
50% you look like a normal person and you feel like you’re about get the obese status effect in about 30 seconds so you’re about get a heartattack and you start thinking of the matrix and get high ass insanity
above 100% You look like a total obese man that’s slow asf but powerful asf and can’t even crawl through the walls which is just sad and being obese means being lazy asf and you can even do shit in AO another than becoming a mom and falling on a sailboat like a boulder dropped from the sky islands and you’re just so obese infact if you eat a single food you above the number 100, to 200 so you’re just a major fatass to the entire public and a lot of wizards have unqiue messages about you harassing you for about 30 minutes straight and if you pvp you know you’re gonna fail because of how obese you are and you are able to give the obese status to somebody which makes that overpowered since being obese means being slow asf and you can slow down you’re enemies which is just sad for those who are good at pvp and theres no way to go back to how you were so you just 
'd yourself. At least get the skinny effect were you grow thinner and thinner every second infact you can noclip yourself into the backrooms and than into the void.
(This is a joke)
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New copypasta 
Whats the best dish you can make in the game
Okay but why Katana? Like the rest make sense, hell they all got “Heavy” in it. But Katana? Seems weird, especially for a weapon that’s renowned for it’s ability to cut through things and not pulverize them. Big weapons should do big damage but idk the katana just doesn’t seem like that kind of weapons.
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Finally, I can eat salt
I wish we could salt fish so they take longer to rot
What about just normal blunt weapons? I feel like those would be half decent at smashing rocks
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i really want to see weapon customization
Penis Hammer
Not too big but seems like the description of what seasonings do was changed. Was originally described as multiplying how much hunger a meal restored, but now multiplies the status effect duration while not filling up as much hunger.
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Hey question are the seasonings going to affect different foods differently? Like can salt dry fruit and make it give a different status effect or is it a straight bonus to all
I assumed it boosts the current status effect the meal gives instead of changing it, not sure though