thank god i wont get a dumbass trade if i just go into the dark sea 
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Thank goodness not all of them are going to be enormous
Only like every 20th one or so
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Shoot, just glanced over it
2x drop rates 
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That means its almost guaranteed to get a poison tooth dagger if you kill a giant poison tooth!
“waves collapse”
is it like suddenly the sea is super calm for a second
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Finally, I can flee into the Dark sea to stop the third trade in a row from the same guy who wants me to give him my sunken sword in exchange for four apples. (No, I will not turn off messages.)
or the idiots who think just because they have 2 or 3 sunkens to spare they’re entitled to my headless head
13 Trade requests bombarding you when you exit the dark seas:
man I sure hope it gives me phantom hourglass vibes when I hear it
Oh god, were forced to fight them with insanity 
Eh, it won’t be so bad in the First Range, but anywhere beyond that would probably necessitate Warding because of randomly collapsing at Insanity II or more.
Wait on
that’s one hell of a keyword
Dear lord, a giant tiger shark is going to be an absolute nightmare.
Giant lurkers could one shot me probably
That will be around 1100 damage per bite.