In one month, Arcane Odyssey will require an age check to play
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Am i seriously gonna be required to get that stupid age check just to play this
The true aberration was Roblox all along…
in order for it to not require an age-check…
visual injuries would have to be removed…
and so would any realistic blood
Alright fuck this platform.
Thankfully i used a figurine to get 16+.
- Removed story injuries
- Removed visual indications of you having used up your revive in the Dark Sea
- The blood colour is now golden, because the Player is a legacy. You can’t see the blood, however, since you still have issues in the head after escaping the Order
- Sharks and whales now ascend to Elysium instead of dying
- Weapons are retextured to be made of candy. Now have a 10% chance to break and get outright deleted on attack for immersion
- Guns are removed entirely. No compensation lost knowledges or enchanting scrolls are given
- Any storyline cutscene with violence is cut out
- You don’t have a spare/kill choice on Elius anymore, you are forced to give him a party hat and eat a birthday cake together
- Fighting style users are forced to wear soft mittens and socks, since punching and kicking people is mean. Damage is reduced by 90% for immersion.
- Relics require you to kill people to obtain, therefore Eagle Patrimony is the only one left, the rest are removed
- Tucker now joins the starting cutscene instead of being claimed dead, waves at you happily, boards a rowboat and rows off screen, never to be seen again
Maturity: Minimal
Mission success.
I wonder how Vetex feels about this…
(insert the inverted version of the chicken meme)
He’s probably furious like the rest of us
Oh hey, Vetex and his game’s community finally agree on something
- Morden renamed to Michael
- Death Curse renamed to Bad Mood Curse
Time to move to a new engine Vetex, unity or godot.
- Bad mood curse renamed to being a teenager due to how mean it is to curse people
- Michael’s curse renamed to happiness and joy blessing (cursing is bad we don’t use curse words)
vetex trying to explain that his magic purple mushrooms that makes allusinations arent drugs
or people inyecting more magic stuff on them to become stronger arent drugs either