Once upon a time… on a particularly chilly day out at sea…
A lone galleon floated across a calm frosted sea.
Sashanatashablissymaymeow stared out into the distance, wondering what their next destination was going to be, but Blorbo had a question for his captain.
“Hey Sasha, got a minute?”
“What is it Blorbo” She asked, somewhat aloof and in her mind, thinking about the next awesome monster she’ll get to kill or something badass like that
“I was just gonna ask… do you celebrate any holidays? it’s getting pretty close to a special day for me” Blorbo replied enthusiastically
“what’s the day?” Sasha replied, now intrigued.
“It’s gonna become Piratemas soon! which means that taverns all across the Arcano sea are probably gonna have tons of alcohol, maybe if we’re lucky enough we’ll be able to try out the special seasonal brews that a lot of the more fancy bars offer up, since we have enough funds from all our adventuring” Blorbo rambled on, Piratemas was a special day to him because he always got to get piss drunk with his mates and sing carols before he met Sasha and joined her crew, seeing as the time was coming near again, this was a good opportunity to maybe introduce her captain into the celebration, since she seemed unfamiliar with it.
“I could definitely use a drink after all this sailing… I’ve been so stressed with trying to get more people to join the crew! but-”
before she could finish that thought, the two of them had found themselves in a strange haze of thick fog…
“Sasha… my compass is acting weird… are we in the dark sea?”
“hm, don’t count on it, it’s… too quiet”
As they drifted through the quiet mistral… the two of them began to see something forming in the barely visible distance… it was… an island?
“woah… it’s huge! what is this place? I haven’t seen anything like it!” Sasha exclaimed with excitement
“maybe it’s some kind of drifting iceberg?” Blorbo replied, equally as intrigued and yet also concerned for what lied ahead, afterall, they had no idea where they really were, though this island seemed like a good place to take a quick rest.
Stepping out onto the new island ground, the snow softly crunched beneath our heros feet. the air was… odd, almost dreamlike if there was a way to describe it. Sashanatashablissymaymeow bravely marched forward, while Blorbo remained vigilant.
“Hey sasha… I think we’re being watched…”
“Oh come on Blorbo! you can’t see anything in this fog, cmon let’s see if there’s anything worth finding on this massive iceberg”
“…alright Sasha… just… don’t stray too far from me”
As they walked through the snow, Blorbo was getting more and more convinced that something WAS following them, every few steps he turned his head back to see, and yet nobody was there… getting increasingly more worried, he grouped in closer to Sasha.
for just a brief moment… all was silent in the fog.
but then suddenly…
SUPER SHARP AWESOME SNOWFLAKE NINJA STARS APPEARED
Sasha didn’t notice, but Blorbo heroically jumped and pushed her out of harm’s way, the snowflakes landed somewhere into the ground, as it turns out, they really were being followed! (wow such a shocking twist 
) but there wasn’t any time to focus on this lazy trope, as danger was soon to follow
“OW! what was that for Blorbo!? what the fuc-”
“SHHHHHHHH! LOOK!”
“…heh, I’ve been itching for a battle 
” Sasha grinned confidently as she got up and prepared her blade…
The snowflakes came in relentlessly, though Sasha and Blorbo punched, slashed, chopped, licked, and beat their way through the onslaught. However, just when the dust (or I guess snow?) settled, Sasha caught a glimpse at what looked to be a silhouette of the enemy, they stood on top of a large mountain of snow (that seemingly wasn’t there before) and looked down upon our heroes.
suddenly, a deep, powerful voice of authority boomed down the mountain.
“STATE THY PURPOSE”
“We were just looking if there was any form of civilization on this island!” shouted Blorbo, punching more flying snowflakes with his searing fists. “Why are you attacking us?!”
“Get down here right meow you piece of shit I’m gonna fuck you up real good” Sasha said in a frantic tone as she tried to rush up the large snow mountain, but she found that no matter how hard she tried, she’d always mysteriously end up back at the bottom of the hill
“THEN I ONLY HAVE 1 QUESTION FOR YOU” the mysterious voice declared.
“ARE YOU A TRUE PIRATESANTA BELIEVER?”
“…yes?” Blorbo quietly admitted. Suddenly, the snowflake shurikens all dropped to the ground, the fight was over.
“IF THAT IS TRUE…”
THEN, TRAVELLERS…
the strange shadowy figure slid down the tall mound of snow, and revealed itself before Sasha and Blorbo:
It was a tiny creature, not much taller than around 4 feet, it bore the feet of some kind of goat (didn’t draw them because I’m lazy fuck off) and wore a strange uniform, on its back was a large snowflake, that may have been responsible for the razor snowflakes from earlier. The being’s ears were long, and it had 2 small curly horns that somewhat resembled that of a goat.
In a really twinky high pitched voice, it began to speak.
“Thwen I suwppose you are welcome to the iswand of jol-”
“AAAA WTF DIEEEEE”
Sasha swung at the small being with full force, direct impact with her awesome shadow darkness laser magma explosion super epic aether flame apocalypse death cool sword.
The creature slammed into the snow mount it presumably created, groaning a bit in agnony.
TO BE CONTINUED???
