Save the Sun

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You’re going on a journey to Tau Ceti to figure out why that star isn’t dying like all the others (including Sol). The team will consist of yourself and two fellow forumers: a scientist, an engineer and a commander/pilot.

You’ll have the means to return to the solar system if you choose (and don’t waste all the fuel). If you lose your fuel, there are four probes that allow you to return your findings to Earth.

Let’s also assume that, while in a medically-induced coma (all three will survive), you gain all the knowledge necessary to perform the function of your role.

Only two questions remain. What will your role be, and who’s going with you?

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Hail mary on forums huh lets go
Myself would be pilot because even if i given knowledge i would be to lazy to research or fix things atleast my currentself
Afriendlybear would be good fit for scientist i suppose and
MrHyper for engineer

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Space stuff isn’t really my domain ironically so I’m not particularly built for this mission

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Does he know?

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well in your case a dutch woman will drag you onto the ship

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Great… I’m doing this shit alone…

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Are you sure?

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Not like anyone would want to join me

Suffering builds character or something :face_with_bags_under_eyes:

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Ain’t much of a leader so I’d probably be the engineer
Scientist would go to Drim since he seems like a smart fella
Pilot would go to Hyper since he’s probably the most trustworthy forumer I know

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well dont be too hopeless you cannot know vast universe can bring

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Absolutely fucking no thank you

I’m requesting my ship be painted black and given stealth technology because I’ll just speedrun this alone fr

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I get the knowledge of all 3 roles at the cost of some of my mental wellbeing trust

Nothing videogames cannot solve

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I can drive a brig like its a sports car, who wants me as their pilot?

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Let’s see here:

  • Too much of a moron to be a scientist
  • Too motorically incapable to be an engineer
  • Too irresponsible to lead a crew

Whoever’s going with me will be credited as inspiration behind Mouthwashing 2

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I’m the xenomorph

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me, myself and I

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man idc about the mission

i’ll just return after spending some time in space, i’ll probably meet up with someone who can bestow me strength like a god or some shit

maybe toa zuku..

hm :thinking:

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project hail mary go brrrrrr
anyway I’m probably engineer idk about the other roles
uhhh ig @Infinite for pilot/commander & @JustAVoidOrb for scientist

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keep in mind

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Can I be blended into someone’s fuel