you went back in time and see a young spicytuna growing next to your feet, his just a small seedling melon rn and really small
what would you even do? like his really small and doesnt know anything yet… but you know what he’ll turn out to be… do you… teach him to be different…? or step on him? like kill a baby, would you kill a child like murder, literally illegal btw like really bad and even sinful if you believe in a religion, literally DEATH.
what would you even do?
I put him in a box of screens showing mommy asmr 24/7 for their entire youth, we must maintain the status quo.
trap him in a square box so hes contained and grows into a sqaure pumpkin
Mallet
Reduce his spicy factor
make a pumpkin pie
I don’t think I would know the seed was you
Also you were a pumpkin!? I thought you were a watermelon this whole time
Fruiticide
Mallet again
Sigh “time for hawk tuah” 
I’d nurture and care for them using a little fine combed toothbrush dipped in vinegar solution to make sure no mold or icky bugs grow or nibble on him!!
its spicytuna not pickledtuna!1!!
spicytuna parent origins story… eaten by… the creaturs…
i’d pee on you
bake into a delicious pie 
Nurture it with care and affection <3
Is the picture not watermelon or am I blind
I thought you were a melon
I knew I spelled pumpkin somewhere
