But the value of these shells will fall.
ok.
ok.
oh ok
due to the laws of supply and demand
no one wants to buy shells cause theres loads on the sand
selling seashells on a fucking sea shore is a shitty idea
step one:
you must create a sense of scarcity
shells will sell much better if people think they’re rare you see
She sell sea on the sea
so thats why we’re running out of water
she’s selling the icebergs
Bare with me, take as many shells as you can find and hide 'em on an island stockpile 'em high
until they’re rarer than a diamond
Step 2:
You gotta make the people think they want 'em, really want them, really fucking want them. Hit em like Bronson
influencers, product placement, featured primetime entertainment
if you haven’t got a shell,
then you’re just a fucking waste man
Step 3:
It’s monopoly, invest inside some property, start a corporation, make a logo, do it properly.
‘shells must sell’, that will be your new philosophy
swallow all your morals - they’re a poor man’s quality
Step 4:
EXPAND.
EXPAND.
EXPAND.
CLEAR FOREST.
MAKE LAND.
FRESH BLOOD.
ON HANDS.
Five: why just shells? Why limit your self? She sells seashells, sell oil as well!
6:
Guns, sell stocks, sell diamonds, sell rocks, sell the water to a fish, sell the time to a clock.
Seven: press on the gas, take your foot off the brakes, Run to be the president of the United States