She sells sea shells on the sea shore

But the value of these shells will fall.

ok.

ok.

oh ok

due to the laws of supply and demand

no one wants to buy shells cause theres loads on the sand

selling seashells on a fucking sea shore is a shitty idea

step one:
you must create a sense of scarcity
shells will sell much better if people think they’re rare you see

She sell sea on the sea

so thats why we’re running out of water

she’s selling the icebergs

Bare with me, take as many shells as you can find and hide 'em on an island stockpile 'em high
until they’re rarer than a diamond

Step 2:

You gotta make the people think they want 'em, really want them, really fucking want them. Hit em like Bronson

influencers, product placement, featured primetime entertainment

if you haven’t got a shell,
then you’re just a fucking waste man

Step 3:

It’s monopoly, invest inside some property, start a corporation, make a logo, do it properly.

shells must sell’, that will be your new philosophy
swallow all your morals - they’re a poor man’s quality

Step 4:
EXPAND.
EXPAND.
EXPAND.
CLEAR FOREST.
MAKE LAND.
FRESH BLOOD.
ON HANDS.

Five: why just shells? Why limit your self? She sells seashells, sell oil as well!

6:
Guns, sell stocks, sell diamonds, sell rocks, sell the water to a fish, sell the time to a clock.

Seven: press on the gas, take your foot off the brakes, Run to be the president of the United States