[Short Story] Funeral of a Gravy Commander

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Saw the title and my mind went “instant W”

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This is serious and all, then they say "GrAvY" in the middle of a funeral service. :melting_face:

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My lazy writing

Only just now reading this and i am glad that rear admiral adkins, a god amongst men, was nice enough to turn up to the funeral

That’s like Cursebeard visiting a funeral

Are you a professional? This is damn good, although I do think the random Gravy shortening is bizarre.

Not rlly a professional, I just rlly like writing and I’m part of the Gravy (Commodore rank) and the Gravy is indeed very corrupt and decedant.

Also Gravy is just me being lazy lol maybe next time I’ll change it

Ive always wondered if different islands had different burials. Like do people at Redwake place their deceased on a boat coffin and shoot fire arrows at it once it sails? Either way I’m glad I stumbled on this story, always loved itsy bits of worldbuilding

I have a feeling that either redwake or shell island do the best funerals

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I cannot possibly feel sad when you keep saying gravy

I have no remorse whatsoever for killing 30,000 gravies

and then 20 minutes later silverhold is invaded and taken over

ye can you help me get abolitionist bronze

epic necrobump!!