When I first recruited him, he was wearing his little neckbeard fedora… Now that it came off, I just found out he has a COMBOVER.
yes
Ask him kindly to put his fedora back on ( and never take it off again)
Already preparing the French Special.
Yes. As you can see, the lack of hair on his head will soon end up blinding you, as the sun reflected off his shiny ass head. When you get blinded by his head, you’ll end up crashing your boat into the stepstones and then you’ll be stranded. So in conclusion, yes, you should execute him right now to avoid this incoming disaster that you don’t want to end up in.
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give him an iron helmet
put him in the execution range NOW.
just gift him a helmet