Hello if you clicked this you must want to know how to be a proper upstanding forum member and I got your back with this guide you will be so upstanding that you will get instant regular if you haven’t already.
Tip one be a ASSHOLE: If you be a asshole then everyone on the forum will know you and common ways to be a asshole is to simply go on all suggestions and absolutely SHIET on them! Someone says their opinion? Well reply with “your opinion is objectively wrong”
Tip two: @ all the mods just every single one of them this will once again make you noticed and totally not get you kicked out of the forum for breaking one of the rules of the forum NO it will make you noticed and that, is a good thing.
Tip 3 make poopposts: To do this effectively you should get trust level 2 and post a suggestion that is clearly a pooppost or if you are trust one just post pooposts on of topic that are clearly wrong and will piss of some people to do this more effectively post poopost guides, WAIT A MINUTE
Tip 4: Absue Trust 3 perms this can be done be either pooposting in the newly revealed “Trusted lads” chat or changing all the topics titles to inappropriate links or worse is to change the topic of the discussion into market and due to the fact that there are 5000 discussions in Market they will never be seen again
Tip 5 pick up a mod/high ranked person: Now this wouldn’t be a guide without pick up lines and the reason you are doing it this time is to be the boyfriend or girlfriend of a powerful person on the forum however this one is more difficult because if they got to that position they must be mentally strong so choose ones that are aged 12-16 which is the range of puberty and thus their testosterone is RAGING blinding thy senses so here are some pick up lines HOWEVER some of them will be directed at one specific high ranking person cough cough Meta cough cough as I don’t think I will be deleted of the face of the forum if I ̶m̶a̶k̶e̶ ̶f̶u̶n̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶m̶ pick them up now play this song if you wan’t maximum effect
- Hey Meta did you know that plasma magic is the Meta right now, I know you use it cause you are HOT
2.Do you work at KFC cause I think you are finger licking good
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Im a puzzle and you are a puzzle piece, why? cause you complete me
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Are you a book cause I want to check you out
5.Hey Meta if I use gold am I a part of you? (Cause gold is currently a part of Wom meta)
Now go out there and impress all those forum members also pooposting is diffrent from shitposting pooposting is to purposely piss people of while shitposting is just jokes.
By- Skhan2587 a retarded forum member
Edit: Meta don’t kill me please actually you know what screw it I wanna sleep so time to pull the pin out of the grenade and get suspended @Meta please take my pick up lines to heart I love you senpai TIME TO LOG OFF
