So apparently the devs have decided to ban me from the dark sea

Typically when I die in the dark sea its because I had a thought like “hey, i can take a level 14,000 Atlantean” but recently I guess I’m just too dangerous to even have such a thought because I’ve been dying to the weirdest stuff lately. So far in the past 2 weeks of grinding scrolls, attempting to find the epicenter, and attempting to find a Hecate essence I have died twice to just taking what I think is insanity damage while having 6 warding in tier 4 insanity, an island literally spawning in my boat somehow, and having an Atlantean captain somehow getting launched from his ship onto mine at mock 10 while his ship is still shooting at me. So I’m going to take this as a sign from the almighty vetex and probably sacrifice a goat or something before attempting again.

Why not instead take it as a sign from a goat and sacrifice the almighty Vetex?

tempting but i think the goat may already have too much power and he needs to be stopped

Oh yeah by the way

Go my @Dudeman and @fartman1314

Vetex retconned your succesful dark sea expeditions

You sure its not water poisoning?

unless water poisoning got a massive buff and can remove your entire health bar from max in 4 ticks, I don’t think so

What would be an appropriate sacrifice :thinking:

you’re sailing into i5

woweel I know you

yea no you absolutely went into insanity 5 then, thats the only way that could have happened