So i found a florida man headline generator

use it well.

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i got another one
https://codeprojects.org/HkUIysXnzRtB3pTmpUsrU1x23ZU9cDRNQEKdg6iNWFc/

“Florida Man Sent To Jail After Pouring Hot Sauce On 3-month-old Puppy.”

doesnt sound too florida man imo.

Florida Man Who Had Year-Long Sexual Relationship With A Dolphin Claim The Animal “Seduced” Him.

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why is this something that might have actually happened

you never know.

Florida Man Attempts To Smoke Crack In ICU, Almost Burns Down Hospital.

Wait I thought with was an AI. I’ve been tricked.

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“Florida Man Dressed as Pirate Arrested for Firing Musket at Passing Cars.”

CERTIFIED AO MOMENT

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Florida Man Survives Sexual Assault By Herd Of Manatees. W o t

lmao

Florida Man Claims Wind Blew Cocaine Into Her Purse.