So i was eating scrambled eggs

and i began to wonder why
why does it taste like butter?
i finish my lunch, but thoughts kept running by
by what cause does it taste like butter?
i put away the dishes, thoughts scrambled
vague knowledge, i make the gamble
“butter must’ve been made from eggs!”
the voices begs
“what the fuck bro just google it”
i sit down, eyes on pc
tapping on keys, the truth i shall see
“what is butter made of”


my world shatters, the voices cackles
“you fucking dumbass”
my sanity scatters into pieces, sorrow i shall wallow in
allat and i still don’t know why
why does scrambled eggs taste like butter

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its because they’re both yellow, hope this helps!

Because eggs secretly come from cows
(joking)

bro is eating scrambled eggs

This reminds me of this one time I was at a resort and there was a buffet for breakfast
Their scrambled eggs were irrepairably sweet, no amount of salt would make them taste good

I’ll scramble your eggs

imagine mixing up the chicken and cow eggs
rookie mistake

You better scramble like an egg before you fold like an omelet

what do you use butter for

Because the recipe for scrambled eggs usually use butter

why scrambled eggs taste like butter
looks inside scrambled eggs
eggs and butter
scrambled eggs and butter
you have butter in your scrambled eggs
its scrambled eggs and butter
buttered eggs then scrambled
you egged your butter before scrambling
an egg butter scramble
scrambling butter eggs
eggs scrambled but with butter
an egg, buttered, yet scrambled
scrambled eggs
and butter
it tastes like butter
because you put butter in your scrambled eggs

butter and eggs