“Okay, I’m actually gonna do this. I’m going to actually touch grass. I haven’t even done something this crazy since I joined the forums. This is the first step into actually becoming a… normal person. Nothing could go wrong, right? Well, here we go…”
“3…”
“2…”
“1…”
“WHAT THE-”
“Muhahaha! Ara Ara!”
“Femtex! What are you doing my here, you’re supposed to be dead?!”
“My, My, StarForDays, I thought you would know better? No welcome back or anything, you really have lost your touch.”
“You’re supposed to be dead! How did you get here?”
“That you will soon find out, but first you’re coming with me!”
“Where am I?”
“Ara Ara! Welcome back!”
“Let me out!”
“No way, the fun has just begun! After you had swore to the forums that you would get away from the whole Femtex situation, we sooner or later became irrelevant. We had to go where all posts go once they aren’t seen anymore. Us Femtexes had to live in a dark, lonely, relentless place where no forumer would dare wish to go. Fortunately, I was able to escape, back with revenge!” Girls, it’s time to come out!”
“Ara Ara StarForDays, it’s time for Project: Femtex X: The New Dawn of the Femtex Race. We, StarForDays, are going to create more Femtexes!”
“No… No… Nooooooooooo!!!”
