Stonks no longer

[MinerXen]

Do I hear rugpull?

[conjurer875]

Man I give up, this wasn’t even a scam

[Iris]

of course the scam isn’t a scam when people start calling it a scam

[Vratien]

Nooooooooo not the stonks

[Head_of_Tomato]

I’ll take your money, and then I promise to give it back with interest and all you have is my word! Pinky promise!

[Vratien]

This guy honestly has such a good Idea I’m going to steal it

[Head_of_Tomato]

But you have to pay me back for my idea in interest!

[Vratien]

This is tragic my totally legit stonks were opressed by the government (misinput) I’m afraid I can’t give you back your 10% it was a rug pull I’m sorry

[Head_of_Tomato]

My rugs…

[Aine]

Based on the replies, this shit was stupid lmao

[Zipher]

What was bro trying to do here

[Head_of_Tomato]

Sell rugs and pull them from right under our feet when we least expected it.

[SoupSlurper]

CACKLING at this thread

[Vratien]

Yeah if anyone wants to see the joke one I made in response

STONKS totally legit trust me definitely not a rug pull

Hey guys I thought that pigeon guy had such a good Idea that I will now copy them and do stonks Here is the proposal: I am selling 300000⁹ stocks each worth one drachma if you buy 1x10³ of the stocks including 1/78ths of the superior quality stocks you will receive an investment return rate of 3 googol percent unless you invoke the third amendment and thus thou shalt receive a greater return rate of 3 GLORIOUS Zimbabwean dollars per every 443rd invested cheese that vetex adds to the game upon …

No idea if it will work

Please don’t kill me and eat my liver for this misinput

[Head_of_Tomato]

There were much stonks here to be made, but Misinput said nopes to very legit business, very much sadge no more rugs for me to pull make me sadge as well, much depression very sadge day indeed.