STONKS totally legit trust me definitely not a rug pull

STONKS totally legit trust me definitely not a rug pull
convenience 5.0 2 fairness 5.0 2 trustworthiness 5.0 2

Hey guys I thought that pigeon guy had such a good Idea that I will now copy them and do stonks

Here is the proposal: I am selling 300000⁹ stocks each worth one drachma if you buy 1x10³ of the stocks including 1/78ths of the superior quality stocks you will receive an investment return rate of 3 googol percent unless you invoke the third amendment and thus thou shalt receive a greater return rate of 3 GLORIOUS Zimbabwean dollars per every 443rd invested cheese that vetex adds to the game upon a new update when we get a new quartermaster you will also get a bonus of their internal organs except them liver because that’s to appease misinput for this because it makes do damn sense much like that other stocks thread overall the point tis give me money so I can invest it into motorway signs in arcane odyssey, which will take off anyday now trust me

Tl:Dr yeah uif you understood that good job because I sure didnt

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Oh yeah and @Head_of_Tomato gets 10% of the profits because he said so

(Which is probably like half a bottle of sea water once every third Olympic games)

Wow, much stonks to be made here, very much trust :+1:

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no joke topics in marketplace please