[storytime?] bnt and her cringe fanfic experiences

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In 2016, I used to ship this. And apparently, that ship was the reason why I started drawing…

Anyways, I’m continuing where I left off on Discord.
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Yep. I made this shit in 2016. The prologue/introduction of the fic is basically “I’ve shipped this for more than years, I hope you enjoy the fanfic ~~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~!!!”.

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I am intrigued, yet disturbed.

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part 1 of the cursed bible

  • steve reads a book about herobrine then he goes mining
  • it snows heavily while steve’s mining
  • steve decides to fucking leave the cave
  • then steve falls unconscious in the middle of the snow
  • herobrine finds unconscious steve and carries him to steve’s house
  • herobrine places him on the bed casually
  • (this is the creepy part of the fanfic jesus fucking christ 2016 bnt) herobrine headpats steve while saying shits like “you are as cute as years ago”
  • timeskip, herobrine leaves, steve wakes up
  • steve goes mining again (this fucking bitch)
  • but now he’s surrounded by monsters while mining
  • like a knight in shining armor on white horse, herobrine teleports and slashes all of the monster in game breaking style (btw he did this REALLY swiftly according to fanfic description and he ends up behind steve)
  • steve goes “YO WHAT THE FUCK” then falls back
  • herobrine grabs steve before he falls
  • steve turns back and screams
  • herobrine goes “JESUS CHRIST CALM DOWN” and grabs steve to face him
  • THEN HEROBRINE PUSHES STEVE TO THE FUCKING WALL??? 2016 BNT??? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU???
  • herobrine intentionally makes steve go gay panic by saying really creepy shits like “aw cmon I’ve only done this shit for you”
  • steve gets a heart attack and fucking pushes him away
  • “steve are you a tsundere” “shut the fuck up you little fucking shit”
  • steve then casually returns home after all of this herobrine bullshit (how)
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OH MY GOD THE STORY ISN’T EVEN CONTINUOUS

this is unacceptable

edit: guys if I’m making a whole new fanfic for this ship I’ll announce em here because my fucking gOD

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acquires hand wash
sprays in eyes and shrieks
blinks and inhales

what the ever-loving, ungodly fuck did my poor, unfortunate eyes just fix their sight on

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hell. this is hell.

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what you have just stated has been burnt into my eyes, ingrained into my mind, and it shall stay there until my untimely death on july 2021 on a rainy thursday afternoon after school at the hands of a pickup truck knocking me over causing my head to collide with the road, causing me to go unconscious and eventually die of blood loss at 4:03pm

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what kind of slash fiction shit is this
oh god it’s disgusting
send more

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I want more. Are you gonna write yaio?

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I’m moving on to another story I’ve written in 2015 then. Since I’m too terrified and annoyed by the old herobrine x steve fanfic.

“The Girl, And Mirror Room, And Adventures” (man I don’t understand my thai writing skill that time)

Once upon the time, a girl goes outside of her house and then...

The girl enters her garden, then gets teleported into another place, or realm.

Surrounded by mirrors, the young girl’s anxiety developed inside this strange realm.

She then cries for help. Later, one of the mirrors behind her moves, revealing a stairway leading to somewhere below.

The girl then goes down the stairs. After finally reaching the end, she ends up in front of a castle.

It’s just like the one she’s seen in fairytales, she then knocks the castle’s gate.

The gate simply opens, but as she’s about to enter inside. She falls down inside an unseen pit beneath her.

And trust me, that’s the only good part of that story. The rest is conversation hell. I’ll summarize what happened in those parts in the next reply.

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anger and fear

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i thought you were bad, now you’re even worse.

wheres my gun i need to end you now

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no me

i end you first :gun:

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what the FUCK
how high was 2016 bnt when writing this

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MY hecking eyesssssssssss this is worse than a car crash to be fair it could be fair worse but AHHHHHHHHHHHH also was this your worst nightmare in 2016

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what the fuck did i just see
god please help me

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i am disturbed, intrigued, and kinda disgusted.

but we all made and did cringey stuff when we were little

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my 2016 self would go in denial after seeing that no cap

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I both fear and admire the sheer audacity you have to share this

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wait you’re a girl?