I’ve already heard of ppl getting banned cause they leveled up to fast (Ban speedrun for the auto system)
I think not banning tav will make me public enemy number one
(if I was incharge)
Using magma and ice magic leaps underwater bugs out your character and sends you flying, forcing you to reset and lose everything you have
Oh wait!
not 999 because then we can say “level 1 noob vs level 999 pro”
guys maybe we should stop posting here vetex might look in here and take inspiration
When you try to talk to Estrid at the start of the game but some other rowboat keeps flinging you away
Half of these are already making fun of the content that’s in already
You joke but “Add fall dmg” was posted here before it got announced months later
your crew, depending on insanity level, can get scared and run away in the dark sea if they’re following you
Dark sea shops, except you need to go through hell and they only spawn in i4+
They sell the following items:
At Midnight 10pm-2am:
All rending ether: used to apply the soulrend status effect. If you die when this is applied to you, wipes your whole file, no backsies, and if you have this on a gel, ignores PvP toggle, even against freshies. Costs 1,000,000 drachma and can only be brought once per shop.
At twilight (2-6am):
Sells a music disk player and music disks that act as custom song plays. However, the player breaks down after 2-4 uses, and costs 1m drachma. The music that plays is also at 200 DB and cannot be muted so good luck not going to the hospital or in a grave.
Also, add a badge that is only available for the first 6 hours after the update drops and it requires you to play music from vol.5 of item asylum. If you know, you know.
At morning(6-10am) :
Food merchant, but 50% off and it’s all garbage food.
At noon (10am-2pm):
Global mailing subscription. Costs 100k drachma on per in-game day, but you can spam the shit out of global mails without any restrictions otherwise.
At afternoon (2-6pm):
A very comfy hammock. It costs 1 drachma and cannot be traded or used by group mates. Sleeping on it does sound very… pleasing.
Spoliers
(||It wipes your account, including gamepasses||)
At night (6-10pm):
The book: costs….. nothing. Read the book to either:
Get nothing, or with a 1/1million chance…..(look outside spoilers)
Spoliers
You reach a horrible truth. The world, and everything on it,was only a mere, split off fragment of the visitor(s?) that have once seeded this planet with life, and they have saw fragments of themselves look back at them. They have come to reclaim themselves.
(This deletes everyone’s account, and replaces the game with a dark screen)
Since sailing the War Seas is inherently risky, your fleet ships always have a chance they’ll run into pirates and die. This can be decreased with combat experience, weaponry, and higher tier ships, but will never be zero, because there’s always stronger people than you in lore.
Due to supply and demand, if you repeatedly buy out a shop vendor’s entire stock, the price will begin rising because they can’t handle the demand. Selling too much of the same Cargo in the same place also causes it to become less valuable there, since they already have plenty of whatever you’re shipping them.
NPCs eventually stop sending remembrance letters, because, honestly, as nice as it was for you to help them find their necklace that one time, it wasn’t really a big enough deal that they need to keep shipping off a lifetime supply of rare armor pieces just to say thank you.
Your crew members can now complain about things, such as being forced to go to the Dark Sea several times a week, or not being able to eat due to no supplies, or the fact that you just abandoned one of their members to die on an island for no reason (after his ai broke and he refused to return to the ship)
A material of some kind you need for a specific class.
You have to farm it in the same area with a 1% drop chance.
It has a 25% chance of destroying itself when being used.
The enemies in the area have slowing abilities.
The area is located in the far reaches of the dark sea with a 5% spawn rate out of all islands.
Make the item look irrelevant so the players will sell it (for 1) before telling them that it’s useful.
bosses despawn the moment someone dies
fuck you
Remove T-jump and replace it with double jump
this feels like it already exists but I can’t quite put my finger on it
I haven’t played the update yet, and I just saw Relics existed.
I swear I didn’t read up before writing that.
I mean… At least no Relic mini boss has slowing abilities? I do feel like Delamere has a 1% drop chance (0/30 on the Crystal orb, only like 5 of those were actual item drops btw).
I’m afraid a future mini boss will… it’s a such common trope in games to have a slowing ability, we’re lucky to not have one with said abilities.