no, we smell like seawater
Let me rephrase that
Add a NFT-based stock market
Nice
Flippin’
Tulips
be a shame if I engineered a hyperefficient strain of the mosaic virus, crashing the economy instantly…
More things the Assassin’s Guild Disinformation and Slanderization Department could do to make the lives of players who have earned their ire (I.E. get a renown level of Hero or above at any point in the game) a living hell:
1: Assassinate and then replace random shopkeepers throughout the seas. If you talk to a replaced shopkeeper and your renown is too high, you get a hit squad of several dozen Level 117131 Assassins sicced on your butt.
2: Every time you return from the Dark Seas with Dark Sealed Chests aboard and you’ve earned the DSD’s ire, there’s a 25% chance that a hit squad of composition similar to the one described above will be unleashed upon your Brig. If they manage to kill you, you lose all the Dark Sealed Chests aboard.
3: If you’ve earned the DSD’s ire and die to one of their agent’s attacks, you will lose all galleons and will respawn with your inventory and equipment completely emptied; they absconded with all your stuff, and there’s NO way to get any of it back. Oh, and ‘all your stuff’ includes things that are hard/impossible to replace, like your whole damn ship… or titles… or quartermasters… or sunken equipment… or quest items…
By the way, I’m open to further suggestions regarding ways the DSD could make playing the game with a Positive renown score downright impossible.
How about they send a phishing link into your inbox and if you click it they steal your identity and use your arcane express platinum card to buy robux?
how are they gonna steal people calling me stuff
Fun fact about titles; they’re a physical object in the inventory that you equip to a specific slot. Granted, they’re an item you normally can’t lose, but in case you haven’t noticed the DSD don’t exactly play by the rules.
A little too meta, though they could send messages in-game disguised as a message from another player asking for help with a particularly tough NPC or something and use that to lure the player into yet more ambushes…
whenever you put castaways on your island your reputation with every nearby kingdom drops to 0 because its morally reprehensible to do slavery (except keraxe cause they’re fine with that shit)
Remove brig spawns
I instantly hate you
Good thing that’ll never happen for real
Yes, thankfully it didn’t happen
But what about the eternal mines
Yea just keraxe
the virgin realm of ravenna needs to hide it
the chad keraxe kingdom just does it
Every time you cast a spell, you have to type out its name and spells with longer names are stronger. If you make a mistake, the spell will blow up in your face. The more letters you type correctly before the mistake, the bigger the explosion.
I’m pretty sure there is an actual game that works like it (the typing out the spell part)
“You are stealing our slaves from us before we stole them!”
add a new boss that requires a 1/40 enemy drop to get to, and he drops a 1/300 weapon with a very powerful unique ability