Suggest a new feature for the game that will instantly make you Public Enemy #1

  • make all enemies have 1 IQ, garbage ai, and 1 move(punch)

  • make a repeatable quest that is just different variations of “kill this guy 5 times”

welcome to Blox Odyssey.

we’re going back in time to the first release to get Ink and Paper magic OFF the delete list

I’m copyright striking you for this fartman

we need to go back in time to stop fartman from ever copying hyperspace

we’re going back in time to make sure hyperspace gets into art school so he doesn’t become modifier hitler

yes

Seismic Slash rework

  • Requires you to be grounded, but it now launches a giant freaking boulder towards your cursor at ludicrous speeds. Phases through walls until it fully enters open air to prevent it from just exploding on the floor.

Shoot it straight down on othrys to snipe randoms in the titan caverns

argos :heart:

I don’t think he counts as a citizen npc

if you’re in air make it slam down like the fighting smash that knocks people away before launching the boulder

I’ll allow it
Everybody needs a crippled old sugar daddy who is in a secret organization that commits crimes against humanity

add scurvy.
oh im sorry, dark sea expedition? make sure to pack some oranges and limes because if not, your regeneration speed will be quartered and you randomly start bleeding

also applies to npc’s

rename seismic slash to seizure slash because landing hits with it is supposed to give you a seizure

“being nice in ao costs nothing” womp womp now it costs a galleon

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You’re telling me you know someone who DOESN’T have over a hundred of those on their inventory?

Oh and fruits and mushrooms can now spoil

any food you have can spoil including cooked food but not seasonings, and your skills (cooking, brewing, jewelcrafting) go down over time if you dont constantly work them

The game remembers every visual injury and how you obtained it, you have to eat 100 worth of hunger from lemons, limes or oranges every in-game day otherwise the attacks will activate again and you die from bleeding

Cutting AO in half by adding Sea of Thieves High Seas and Safe Seas to stop the eternal PvP and PvE beef! :hungry: (People will hate it because we love beefing!)

Source: Revealed in a Vintage Story Pot
i blame my bad grammar on my sleep schedule