Two (2) new suggestions: one (1) pertaining to the inclusion of certain hypothetical magics that belong to the categories of “Lost Magic” and “Ancient Magic;” the second pertaining to three (3) ideas of possible new books within certain libraries at locations on whatever planet or other celestial body that “Arcane Odyssey”, the sequel to “Arcane Adventures”, which, if I am not mistaken is the sequel to “Online Fighting”, which is the sequel to “Arcane Origins”, which is the sequel to “Banjo-Kazooie: Grunty’s Revenge,” which itself is a sequel to two (2) other Banjo-Kazooie games which I, in my gracious benevolence, will give to you the gift of leaving unmentioned for the sake of conciseness, takes place on.
I have some suggestions for, among other things, new Lost/Ancient magics:
- Frostfire Magic (fire but blue and cold)
- Hellfire Magic (fire but red and hot)
- Gold Fire Magic (fire but gold and fire)
- Aethereal Fire Magic (fire but rosey-colored and stuff)
- Darkflame Magic (flame but dark and evil)
- Lightflame Magic (flame but light and good)
- A new book, located in the Myriad. This book would discuss the problematic elements of old Western tropes, such as the perceived light = good, dark = evil correlation, and how this trope relates to Critical Race Theory.
- Rainbow Fire Magic (fire but rainbow and not related to race issues in America)
- Zeusian Fire Magic (I mean we got Promethean Fire so basically anything is normal at this point)
- Invisible Fire Magic (fire but you can’t see it)
- Purple Fire Magic (fire that is purple (I couldn’t think of a purple thing to make fiery (so I just made the color purple fiery (I hope you don’t mind (is there a limit in English on how many nested parentheses you can have? (I hope not (Because then I’d be in trouble (I mean what could happen if there was a limit? (Would the English police go after me? (English doesn’t have some official authority like French (ew) so I’m not scared (Imagine if English had their own Académie Française (that would be wacky (I’m glad English isn’t French (French is weird (It’s 2020, who still speaks French (like, woah, it isn’t 1789 any more guys (get with the times (Since Napolean got hecked the second time France doesn’t have much going for it (except for their bread (bread from France is pretty good (Also thanks for the help during the American Revolution (Also sorry for saying all those mean things about you France (Can we be friends again? (But first please start pronouncing your consonants (that’s like my 1 dealbreaker)))))))))))))))))))))))))))
- Pink Fire Magic (fire that is pink (you get the idea (I’m not going to type that much again (that took way too much effort (oh god I’m doing it right now (help me I can’t stop (aahhhhh)))))))
- A new book, located in a different Library. This book would discuss the ethics of Fire according to Kantian thought.
- Star Magic (white fire)
- Neutron Star Magic (blue fire)
- Red Giant Star Magic (red fire)
- Glass Magic except its on fire Magic
- Heat Magic (fire that is hot)
- Fiery Fire Magic (fire that is fiery)
- Fierier Fire Magic (fire that is fierier than fiery fire)
- Sun
- A new book, findable in sealed chests. This book would be a political analysis of various fire-related magics according to Umberto Eco’s essay “Ur-Fascism.”
- Life Steal Magic (takes your opponents’ health, looks like fire for some reason)
- Fire magic 2 (a second, identical version of fire magic)
- Fire magic but its oranger than usual
- “Look out! There’s a fire” magic
- Flame magic
- Ember magic
- Blaze magic
- Inferno magic
- Other synonyms for fire
- Scorch magic
- Burn magic
- Singe magic
- Hyperthermia magic
- Uncomfortably warm magic
- Fire magic but its oranger than usual 2 (a second, identical version of fire magic but its oranger than usual)
- Hot
One small problem with this update is that there are too many fire-esque magics. This could be solved quite simply by removing Fire magic from the game.
