Summing up 2(2=1+1) more reasons why noble keeps winning(nya?)

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I’LL BE GIVING MORE REASONS WHY NOBLE KEEPS WINNIN-NYA~~!?

  1. WE GOT EVEN MORE RECRUITS!!!: Yes, we got more members! We interviewed three people this time and invited them into Noble. First person who we interviewed was kawaiigirlxxxoo, she loved supporting both Noble Phantasm and Inquisition for a long time and she was finally asked by one of her friends to join the Inquisition! The next person we interviewed was 121, the person who loved hearing the quote, “Your tears only increase our damage!”. He’s quite the man who can’t control himself, sometimes even sending full-on-rage to his enemies!, and chills down for the rest of the day. And for our last recruit that was interviewed by us, his name goes by ImagineUmi2, a former AA player who can take on War Phoenix and Anti-Noble groups on his own. What a strong player…!

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  1. WE ARE SENDING IN FREE NEKO DATING GAMES THROUGH STEAM! You guys probably didn’t know this, but we started sending in free “Neko Dating” games through steam for anyone who ask! I’ll keep you updated if we run out. I swear, the game is really fun and stuff!

THANK YOU FOR LISTENING!! :heart_eyes:

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I have always loved supporting Noble Phantasm and Inquisition and I am so glad I finally got the opportunity to join them!!! Noble Be Winning!

I don’t know if getting a try-hard, a random girl you could barely describe, and an irrelevant veteran to your guild while also sending anime furry dating sims count as winning. It just sounds like if the Yandev server made a guild

just take as a joke :slight_smile:

No. I never joke in my life.

I… don’t know if I just lost braincells from reading this but holy shit

you didn’t interview 121 tho so this is false

I agree with you. I think you and I both lost some

Lmao you never interviewed me. If you can actually get screenshots me getting interviewed I’ll believe it myself.

People not from noble or its ally guilds should stop posting on the forums because it fuels their ego which makes them want to post more. If we stop talking about them killing of braincells they’ll most likely stop posting shitty stuff this like this on the forums.

UwU ahhhhh you so luckyyy.

what the fuck did i just read
Visible Confusion.

I’m not a tryhard… Also they didn’t recruit me.

it is not serious
why have you not seen a single post about these noble posts being jokes despite there being hundreds :fr:

What the fuck did I just read

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Okay where’s the joke. What about it is funny? What is it a satire of?

yo momma :fire: :fire: :fire: :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp:

man this entire thread just sucks man :frcryin:
nothin is funny, just sad

the apparent funny is the noble winnin spam

(btw you can see from the title and how the post is made that this is a joke)

No one likes this joke then. Topic should get deleted and the OP should have to go to the execution room in the Silent Tower.