SUMMING UP 5 REASONS (Reason = An explanation that justifies something) WHY NOBLE PHANTASM IS... LOSING?!?!

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the boss sans
SO BASICALLY YEA I’M BOUTA PROVE WHY NOBLE PHANTASM IS NOT THE HERO THEY SEEM TO BE!!! SHOCKING AIN’T IT!!!

Disclaimer: This is a joke, I don’t want to start a huge ass argument with Noble, although you’re allowed to object to any of these reasons if you want to improve the joke :))))

REASON NUMBER ONE - THEY HAVEN’T PROVEN ENOUGH OF THEIR PVP POTENTIAL
Those cowards only be fighting two guilds as far as I know, why not some more? Such a powerful guild would be expected to have like TEN enemies! Idk man Noble kinda slackin doe… Even solo players fight a larger variety of players than Noble…

REASON NUMBER TWO - THEY HAVE TOO MANY RECRUITS
Noble is too large to make any standard member in there well known, and plus don’t they do be kinda putting people in Noble without they permissions? That’s like that one time my mom put me in an after-school math program without asking me if I wanted to be in it. In other words, unpoggers!!!

REASON NUMBER THREE - THEY DON’T HATE THE MAGIC COUNCIL
I have never seen a Noble member express their hate for the Magic Council, isn’t that the #1 thing a person should do? Like cmon man, EVERYONE knows the Magic Council is corrupt, why hasn’t Noble confirmed so yet?!?!? Seems fishy to me right???

REASON NUMBER FIVE - THEY AIN’T CONFIRMIN THEIR REPUTATION
Everyone knows guilds gotta be light or dark, so which one is it Noble, huh?! Guild update bouta come out and Noble will have to split themselves into two guilds cuz they can’t decide!!! Doesn’t sound very poggers to me!!!

REASON NUMBER SIX - I DON’T LIKE NOBLE
Guys look this isn’t a biased reason, as a ceritfied Jojo fan i’m allowed to say Noble is not cool, it’s my opinion right guys? Right? Yeah? Cool?

IN SUMMARY: NOBLE DO BE KINDA SLACKIN DOE NGL

Again, this is a joke, please do not start a flame war over this. I don’t want all of the replies to be filled with Noble Phantasm arguing how holy they are.

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im not concerned about this topic, but im concerned on why sans is johnny… :mariomug:

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Noble wasn’t that big in the first place but idiots like you get triggered about their catchphrase and make it a big deal when it’s really not. Thanks to you lot, Noble is indeed the most well known guild.

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nahni

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Was noble phantasm well known in Arcane Adventures? What did their logo look like I might remember

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nah, they weren’t
they’re just a bunch of nerds that decided to show up when WoM came out

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Oh alright. I swear I remember a guild that had a blue and white logo and one of the guys in there was really good

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While it’s true that I do not like Noble, I know that arguing with them is futile and i’d rather turn flame wars into good times.

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Nah. We were the oldest running guild in AA. you newgens should really shut the fuck up.

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Huh. That made some sort of sense.

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nah noble has been quite big for a while now as far as I’m aware

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they’ve been around since AA :sleeper:

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noble knows magic council one of the winners though :sunglasses:

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fierytide, you should really shut the fuck up, you are trash.

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absolutely, italianpieri

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Both of you, reject your humanity. Return to monke now.