Show Current Inventory
-Axe
-Barbell
-Pickaxe
-Roasted Acorn
-1 Robux
I’m sad to announce that this is Super Noob Adventure’s last update, as I have been diagnosed with a terminal illness called Ligma. Hahaha just kidding April Fools.
You try the first thing most people would do in this situation-which is to throw a rock at the button.
Your aim is perfect, and you manage to hit the button just right…
…but it doesn’t seem like you’ve hit the button with enough force, and it’s only gone halfway down!
You try to pry open the bars with your pickaxe, but…
Yeah, it doesn’t work.
Surely, your axe will be enough to finish off that button!
Again, your aim is perfect!
Well that was easy, thanks to your trusty axe, you’ve managed to get this button pressed through the cage…
But then, the button pops back up…?!
And a shield of glass forms around it! Oh come on, you weren’t told that you had to press it twice!
This button is starting to seriously piss you off.
Desperate, you attempt to bribe the cage open with your single Robux…
…but it doesn’t do anything. It’s a metal cage, it has no thoughts or feelings!
You get a sick idea to get that button pressed once and for all-you’ll push what remains of that rock you broke earlier off the island, and it should loop back and smash straight into that cage if you do it just right!
But there’s a problem-this rock is so freaking heavy! It takes you a good ten minutes to even push it a little bit…
So close, it’s almost off…
Finally, you manage to push it off completely!
Man, are you completely exhausted from that…but now, it’s time for the fun part…
Your calculations were just right-the rock has looped back and is headed on a collision course straight towards that pesky metal cage!
It smashes right into the cage! It’s an awesome thing to see, but not for your ears. The crash is so loud, you’re left with a ringing sound in your ears for the next hour or so…
With the button pressed, you manage to hear a click sound through the ringing…
Another familiar but new island rises from the void!
There’s no obnoxious gap in the way this time, so you’re free to explore the new island and try to solve it’s puzzle, whatever it is this time.
