dance clip in
throw a rock!
Use shift lock to walk in sideways
Show Current Inventory
-Axe
-Barbell
-Pickaxe
-Roasted Acorn
-1 Robux
Alright, this is the REAL last post for today. Sorry, I just couldn’t resist making another post!
You think of a fancy way to get in that cage; dance clipping! Legends say that only the most experienced of Robloxians can even perform such a feat, but you decide to try it for yourself (Even though you’re a noob, yeah there is definitely nothing that can go wrong with this)
You try your best to dance clip yourself through the cage…
But you end up glitching into it instead!
Eventually, you glitch through to the other side!
Thanks to broken physics, you get flung out of the cage and straight into that rock from earlier that you broke. Never are you trying this again.
You decide to try something safer, but more boring. You use shift-lock to position yourself sideways…
And just before you can get in using shift-lock…
More metal bars suddenly slam down on the cage, and since there’s not enough space anymore, shift-locking in is now impossible!
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attempt to ask the metal cage to open with a bribe (the robux)
or break it with the pickaxe
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Somehow make some type of catapult and use it to throw the dumbell 
assuming the button requires at least some weight
get a long stick and attach a rock on it which can barely fit through the gap
then press the button with the long stick
Throw the axe at the button lmfao
use a very long stick
Search the trees for any clues
Wait, knock down a tree into the void and make it smash through the cage and hit the button.
Use the two sticks that fell into the void after you made the tiperope to get to the island and use them to press the button
use the acorn from earlier to see if this island has a squirrel
Push the remains of the big rock off of the island so that it’ll crash ontop of the metal cage obnoxiously fast.
Momentum is the solution to all problems.
Atleast when portals are involved
Maybe extract water from leaves? Or plant some crops
make a shovel to dig dirt
Maybe we could try and use our pickaxe to pry open the bars?
Throw a rock onto the button
just corner clip in
or i guess just wall hop on it for a bit for fun if that doesnt work
prank george jr >:3
Show Current Inventory
-Axe
-Barbell
-Pickaxe
-Roasted Acorn
-1 Robux
I’m sad to announce that this is Super Noob Adventure’s last update, as I have been diagnosed with a terminal illness called Ligma. Hahaha just kidding April Fools.
You try the first thing most people would do in this situation-which is to throw a rock at the button.
Your aim is perfect, and you manage to hit the button just right…
…but it doesn’t seem like you’ve hit the button with enough force, and it’s only gone halfway down!
You try to pry open the bars with your pickaxe, but…
Yeah, it doesn’t work.
Surely, your axe will be enough to finish off that button!
Again, your aim is perfect!
Well that was easy, thanks to your trusty axe, you’ve managed to get this button pressed through the cage…
But then, the button pops back up…?!
And a shield of glass forms around it! Oh come on, you weren’t told that you had to press it twice!
This button is starting to seriously piss you off.
Desperate, you attempt to bribe the cage open with your single Robux…
…but it doesn’t do anything. It’s a metal cage, it has no thoughts or feelings!
You get a sick idea to get that button pressed once and for all-you’ll push what remains of that rock you broke earlier off the island, and it should loop back and smash straight into that cage if you do it just right!
But there’s a problem-this rock is so freaking heavy! It takes you a good ten minutes to even push it a little bit…
So close, it’s almost off…
Finally, you manage to push it off completely!
Man, are you completely exhausted from that…but now, it’s time for the fun part…
Your calculations were just right-the rock has looped back and is headed on a collision course straight towards that pesky metal cage!
It smashes right into the cage! It’s an awesome thing to see, but not for your ears. The crash is so loud, you’re left with a ringing sound in your ears for the next hour or so…
With the button pressed, you manage to hear a click sound through the ringing…
Another familiar but new island rises from the void!
There’s no obnoxious gap in the way this time, so you’re free to explore the new island and try to solve it’s puzzle, whatever it is this time.
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