legalize nuclear bombs.
Noob can’t do that. He doesn’t even have access to a nuke! To prevent people from saying silly things like this, I’ve added a new rule to the list at the top of the thread.
I love it when a stupid but very funny idea works partially because it’s just really funny
like the StickRope 
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-Comically Large Spoon
-3 Bobux
-Spear
-Wilbur the Trollface Sign
-Useless Piece of Red Coral
-Yellow Flower
You inspect the wooden cage. It appears to contain some flowers. Looks like somebody really loves their flowers if they built a whole cage around them…
You decide to stop and take a flower. Who knows what it could be useful for in the future! Plus, it makes your inventory smell nice.
You decide to break the cage open with your axe. Maybe there’s a button in there?
You inspect inside the cage…
…but there doesn’t seem to be any buttons here?
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Inspect the flowers, too. Look around and under them, try pressing them as well?
what if we grinded up the useless red coral to make some kind of nutrient fertilizer for the plant in the cage to grow larger?
Try to interact with the bees. Look at the flowers they’re hovering around, too.
After that, go to the Beehive. Something might be in the hive.
Eventually there will be bribery to be done.
Also, maybe check the flower pots?
Check what’s inside the beehive. If the bees don’t let you in, bribe them.
try everything, then bribe Gamer_Doge716 with the robux to give the button
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-Barbell
-Pickaxe
-Roasted Acorn
-Comically Large Spoon
-3 Bobux
-Spear
-Wilbur the Trollface Sign
-Yellow Flower
These flowers look a bit suspicious. Could they hide any secrets? You try inspecting them further.
You look at them as close as you can, but they seem to be completely regular flowers.
So, why not try to stomp on one? Who knows, this flower here could very well be a hidden switch!
The flower wasn’t a hidden switch.
Look at what you’ve done.
If there’s nothing special about the flowers, maybe the bees have a secret?
You think there might be a button hidden in their hive! You get close to it, too close…
The two bees hovering around the hive see you as a threat, and they chase you away! Thankfully, they leave you alone and buzz off when you run far away, but the chase leaves a trail of more trampled flowers behind you! Great job at messing up this beautiful flora.
If the flowers and bees have no secrets, it must be the plant in the cage that has the button! An idea sparks in your head; what if you use this coral from earlier to fertilize the plant?
You crush it up with your foot…
And you get the Crushed Coral Pieces!
You sprinkle them all over the plant…
…and you wait.
After a couple of moments, the plant springs up high into the sky! It worked!
Sure enough, the plant spits out a button!
The button hits the ground…
Wait a moment…
That’s not a button! That’s HALF of a button! You’ll need another half to press it! What an inconvenience, but surely the other half has to be around here somewhere?
One thing you’ve neglected to check are these flower pots. Maybe the second half is buried inside one?
In yet another example of you being a typical clumsy noob, you accidentally knock it over! You try to grab it, but it’s too late…
The bees must really not like you destroying all of their flowers.
On second thought, maybe there IS something in the beehive after all? This time, you try bribing them with some Bobux…
They don’t take the bribe, and chase you again, causing you to trample over even more flowers! They fly away again when you clear enough distance, but if you try again, you might get stung!
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Harvest some flower seeds and grow some new flowers using some of the leftover coral dust as a peace treaty
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-Spear
-Wilbur the Trollface Sign
-Yellow Flower
You decide to atone for your sins. You gather some flower seeds…
And you plant the seeds in the ground. You wish you had some of that coral powder left to make them grow faster, but that big plant apparently consumed all of the coral powder…
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make MORE coral powder from the coral in the pit!
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-Pickaxe
-Roasted Acorn
-Comically Large Spoon
-3 Bobux
-Spear
-Wilbur the Trollface Sign
-Yellow Flower
You decide to get more coral from the pit.
One quick foot crushing later, you sprinkle it over the flower seeds.
The flowers instantly bloom! You feel much better now…
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now I use my slightly positive karma to ask god for assistance!
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-Roasted Acorn
-Comically Large Spoon
-3 Bobux
-Spear
-Wilbur the Trollface Sign
-Yellow Flower
Now that you have good karma for atoning to the flowers you trampled, you pray and try to talk to some kind of higher being.
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NOOB: If there’s anybody out there…any kind of god-like being…do you hear me? If so…can you help me find the other half of this button? I can’t find it, no matter where I search…
Nothing happens, because you need even better karma to talk to higher beings.
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hm
I make MORE Coral Powder and make the tree with the robuck in it absolutely gigantic!
then I take the robuck
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-Pickaxe
-Roasted Acorn
-Comically Large Spoon
-3 Bobux
-Spear
-Wilbur the Trollface Sign
-Yellow Flower
You get another idea. You take another piece of coral…
And you crush it up and sprinkle it over this tree. Maybe the coral will make the tree become supersized? You wait, but nothing happens. Maybe the coral only works to make young plants grow up faster?
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