Super Noob Adventures (Forum Adventure)

Do mine coward!!11!! :face_with_symbols_over_mouth:

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Perhaps.

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:LFG:

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but this acorn has plot armour and stuff so it’s maaaagical

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crack open a rock to see if it has anything interesting

b e c o m e o n e w i t h t h e t r e e

sit and cry about your situation for 5 minutes

Try using your mind to try and drag the entire island forward if you can

I thought noobs had that default smiley face.

p sure there’s a smiley face at the very beginning

he starts to feel human emotions at some point

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Damn, that’s rough.

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Channel your inner wizard and charge

commit a minecraft story mode and dig up the island

Maybe this will work?
Try and find something to attach one of the rocks to (commonly a tree branch), tie it to the stone if you could, and smack the big tree with the “stone” axe to try and chop it down, just hope it does not fall into the void and hit your head.

its gonna hit your head

Running out of options by the minute, you decide to try to stomp open a suspicious-looking rock to see if anything’s inside…

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…but your stomp is too weak to actually crack it open. You’re a Noob, after all.

But then, you suddenly hear a click sound…

And the rock turns into an Extremely Reflective Metal Cube…?

You have no idea what this thing is, but it looks important. Looking at it makes you feel kind of nostalgic, for some reason…

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You got the Extremely Reflective Metal Cube!

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You’re definitely not in the best situation. You’re stranded on an island in the sky, alone. You start to feel a bit helpless, but you manage to push yourself forward without shedding a tear!

Perhaps with enough psychic energy, you could push this island forward into another one, so you close your eyes and concentrate as hard as you can…

…but it does absolutely nothing.

An idea floats to your mind. Perhaps you could chop down this here tree for lumber-you need shelter! Who knows when it might rain…but you can’t chop this tree down with your bare hands, this is Roblox, not that other game.

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So, you take a branch from the tree…

…a rock from the ground…

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Hoping for the best, you smash the rock and the branch against each other.

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You smash the stone against the branch in such a perfect way, the stone lodges itself straight into the branch-creating a simple axe!

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You immediately take it out on the tree, forgetting one crucial thing…

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You’re supposed to chop it from the other side! You forgot about this from the excitement of the axe’s creation, and there goes the tree, into the void it goes…

As the tree falls into the void, you remember that things that fall down there loop back up, and you make a harrowing realization…

The tree’s going to impact on the island, great damage inevitable thanks to it’s sheer falling speed!

Though, things always could be worse. Thankfully, the tree didn’t hit you in the head!

Great. Now there’s a tree smashed in the middle of the island. Now what…?

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this is quite the situation the noob is in

uproot the sapling then see what happens if you jump off the void “riding” the sapling like a hoverboard

Another peculiar idea finds it’s way into your mind. Perhaps you could uproot that sapling and ride it like a skateboard into the void, but again you think that killing a sapling is morally wrong and considered child murder, so you forget the wacky idea.

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dig out the bigger tree with the axe (if you still have it) and use the already downed tree as a skateboard?

Commit child murder

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