Find a way to extract water? Or maybe crack a few other rocks open to see if there’s anything more useful
Huge apologies for the lack of updates today, I actually somehow forgot about this, but rest assured it will continue! There will be more updates tomorrow.
Even though you surfboarded the tree into itself earlier, it’ll still make for good firewood, so you chop some off with your trusty axe…
And you arrange it into a fire…
You sit there, waiting…
And you realize that you’ve forgotten the most important part-actually lighting the fire! So you take two stones, and you rub them together…
And voila, you have a nice, warm fire! You stare deep into the flames as you ponder what you’re going to do next…
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try to do a seance I have no idea summon ghosts of the past, maybe your noob ancestor from the first iteration to tell you what to do or find?
cook the acorn
gather some leaves to make a funny hat
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I know I said there would be more updates today, but sadly I’m a bit busy.
You cook the acorn that bounced against your face earlier against the fire…
You get the Roasted Acorn! It heals half a heart, whatever that means.
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fried acorn
Try putting a rock in the fire
draw George jr in the mud beside the small tree
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Crack open the acorn (the one not roasted) against the rock
Wait, we can take damage?
Break one of the big rocks?
Possibly by making a pickaxe using the same crafting method with the Stone Axe but you try to sharpen the rock on a stick with another rock, then actually mining the big rock.
Get 2 rocks and a stick and make a dumbell
Train for 100 years to become a super noob
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Being a Noob, you’re a bit too weak! So, using a stick and two rocks, you decide to craft yourself a barbell to grow big and strong!
You combine the stick and two stones to make the Barbell. You’ll be buff and ready for whatever happens next in no time!
But there’s a problem…this barbell is quite surprisingly heavy, you try to motivate yourself with thoughts of you as an exaggeratedly strong and buff Noob, but…
It’s just too freaking heavy! Maybe they were right, Noobs are always weak and useless…
You manage to push the bad thoughts back. But then, something random dawns upon you, this little sapling that’s been here since the beginning has gone a bit too long without a name of it’s own! So, you decide to come up with a name for it, which you draw in the mud with your fingers…
From now on, this little sapling shall be known as George Jr.! With the sapling named, you can resume to messing around on this small little island in the void. George Jr. will always be here, watching you as it slowly grows into a big adult tree.
This here rock looks suspicious to you. Perhaps there’s a way to crack it open, and there might be a secret in it!
You gather a stick and two stones again, this time with the intention of crafting a pickaxe instead of a barbell…
You set the materials on the ground, and you ram both stones against the stick at the same time…
Which creates the pickaxe! Now, you can mine that stone!
You mine open the stone with your trusty new pickaxe, splitting it in half, which reveals…a note? Let’s see what it says…
The stump…? What about the stump…?
The stump…? What about the stump…?
You examine the stump of the tree you chopped down earlier, and there’s a small, suspicious-looking dark spot in the middle. You aren’t sure what you’re supposed to do, maybe you’re supposed to place an object on that dark spot?
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It’s actually a Breath of the Wild reference, as you can cook acorns in that game, and after being cooked they heal half a heart of health.
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place an object on that dark spot.
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place a rock on it
THE BARBELL!
now training sequence
put your foot in it
seems to fit perfectly 