Hey you. Yeah, yeah you.
Do you suffer from “I want attention” syndrome?
Are you a huge total asshole?
Do you not have enough Drama in your life?
Well fear not, I, the most trustworth…y…? Person on the forums, TAITC, will show you how!
Step 1: Be in a guild
What’s guild drama without… You know, being in a fucking guild.
Make sure that it’s a relatively known guild like Suncry or something, or else nobody will believe you,
And they’ll probably call you a “loser”, “clout chaser” or simply just “edgy”.
Now that you’re in a guild, time to move onto step 2.
Step 2: Make a name for yourself.
Make sure to become a really respected PvPer in your guild
Either by picking on random level 30s, or spamming the Sunken Sword a bunch thinking you’re hot shit
Get enough infamy for your guild overlords and become their lap dog.
Step 3: Challenge some other noteworthy guys
Go to the Guild Hangout discord or something and keep a lookout on any noteworthy people.
Try to pick a fight with some guy from another, equally notorious guild.
Ask him to 1v1, 2v2, 3v3, I don’t give a fuck.
If he declines, saying that he has RL problems, or idk, has a fucking life,
Make sure to spam his DMs, call him out on being a massive pussy and then block him.
Step 4: Take a screenshot of the convo and post it onto the forum
Do what the title says.
Make sure to give it some annoying-ass name like “smh what a pussy”
Or something like that. Make sure that you just put a single sentence in the post and then add onto the post through the comments.
Anyone who was involved in the drama will have their dignity shamed and will stutter and trip on their own feet trying to defend themselves.
And that’s how you make guild drama
Now I’m gonna go and run now cause I don’t want WoM forum Keemstar to fuck me over
This Guide, created by @ThatAsianInTheCorner, is designed to be informative, and totally NOT a stupid parody spreading slander on guilds. I mean, not like the guy has a grudge over this whole update, even before it even released. The only reason why he/her has put this disclaimer is to not have random dumbasses in the comments bitching about how they try to stray far from guild drama as much as possible.
