If you clicked on this, you are probably some poor sod who wants to create a rad and cool guild. Either that or you’re just bored as fu- but don’t worry, once you read this guide fully you’ll finally know how to run a Guild, wether it’ll be successful or not!
also i’m blatantly plagiarising @Skhan2587, he’s kool check him out
Step 1 - Think of a name or some other stupid shit:
now that you want to create a guild, we need a name. It has to be an EDGY NAME like “murderers of grimdark” or “satan’s messengers”, cause let’s be fucking honest, nobody’s going to join a guild called “happy friends” or some rated E for Everyone shit. Now we need to pick an alliance, pick between either Good Rep or Bad Rep. let’s just chuck Good Rep out of the window cause Good Rep Guilds don’t fucking exist, stop lying to me. Now that we have our Edgy Name and have established ourselves as a Bad Rep Guild, we can move onto step 2.
Step 2 - Create a discord server:
every guild needs a discord server, i don’t know why the fuck they need one, they just do. This is very essential even if I have no clue why they do it in the first place. As a Guild Leader, you will likely have many Guild Members, or should I say; SLAVES, ask them for free shit, ask them to target some random person who killed you during your flattening of some random town on the map, or constantly belittle them and scream orders at them until they’ve had enough and decide to leave. However, we need guild members in the first place2, which brings us to Step 3.
Step 3 - Advertise in #guilds :
Create a post about your new Guild, but how are we going to bring people in? Simple. Simply boast about how good your guild is using the stock descriptions listed below:
- We are a Dark Guild that aims to be the greatest in WoM, we will eliminate all who stand in our wake!
- We are a Light Guild that aims to protect Magius and restore peace to this land.
Now that we have advertised and have a fair few members, let us proceed to the 4th Step.
Step 4 - Be toxic as shit:
Constantly Bully, Harass and Send Guild Members to spawnkill random 3rd Parties who aren’t even doing anything wrong. This will gain you some notoriety, but no matter, keep doing what you do and you’ll truly know how it feels to be a real guild.
Step 5 -
Watch as your guild gains a negative reputation in the playerbase and slowly dies: Uh Oh, looks like you fucked up! The playerbase isn’t happy with how much of a dick you and your guild are acting. People in the community are outraged and plead for members of your guild to leave. You’re losing members at an alarming rate, like you just posted cringe. Everything’s going downhill, and at the end, there is nobody left except for you and that one other guy who’s only there to lurk.
Optional Step - Buy the Guild Owner and Guild Subcategory Packages:
What’s that? You don’t want your Guild to eventually fizzle out like a wet fart? Well boy, howdy, we do have a special offer on the forums. For only 20$, the mods can give Guild Insurance, making sure that no matter how shitty your guild becomes, it’ll almost never fizzle out.
And I’m stopping here before angry guild members bust down my door and break every single bone in my body.
@ThatAsianInTheCorner is not liable for lawsuits for spreading false information. The bastard themselves probably slapped this message to the bottom of the post just so they wouldn’t get hate. This is what is known as a “Parody” or a poor version of a parody, which means that you can’t sue me.
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