The day has come to meet your fate.
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Too bad hobbits can only reach up to our knees if they really stretch
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Your stubby ass legs ain’t reaching us
Dwarfern invasion
“i will slap your knee caps” -my closes friend that a lot shorter than me (skill issue imo)
Watch out he could hit your balls from there
Ig that’s the upside to being a gnome, easy access to the crit spot
Some have failed to see the power of ankle biting…
nah, she will need to charge up her attack first to reach any part of me, that will give me enough time to dodge it or parry it
also this got me courios, i called her short atleast over 400 times
5’5 is tall apparently
tall people have never fought a baby zombie and it shows
Screw you guys I’m exactly average height. No man can kick me
wait the fuck you mean 5’4
Five foot four is tall???
Evidently, this holiday was made by Iris.
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Y’all ain’t catching up to me with those stubby legs!
wait over 5’4 is tall?
guys I’m 5’6
Shortie…im 5’9 
Prepared to get kicked in the shins
Ur short?
Or tall?
That wasn’t a threat
That was a warning
Right…
Im super scared now 
Isn’t the average 5’9?