You think you’re funny, yeah? Well, prove it. Funniest person in this topic gets a dollar and a pinecone I found in the park.
No
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A woman with a large stomach goes to the doctor for a checkup. After the doctor is finished, he says, “Well, I hope you like changing diapers.” The woman is elated and says, “Is it a boy or a girl?” The doctor hesitates for a moment and says, “No, ma’am, you have bowel cancer”
totally didn’t steal this joke
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Why do golfers wear two pairs of socks? in case they get a hole in one.
I asked my google for a joke and it gave me this 
A soldier who steps on a landmine has been thoroughly defeeted.
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Do you know what testers say to vetex each update?
This feature contai
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What did the number that was ill say to 7
"Im sick seve-
Where did little Timmy go after getting lost in a minefield?
Everywhere.
*insert very funny joke here
My mother told me, “One man’s trash is another man’s treasure.” Terrible way to learn I’m adopted.
Trapos iri ged t’seatr 
Went to a zoo and there was only one kind of dog.
Was a shih tzu.
Nan-ni shimasho-ka?
(elite ball knowledge required)
A dog walks into a bar. He says, “I can’t see a thing, I’ll open this one.”
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its ice to know that you axed us to make booming jokers, aint it buster?
hur hur