Tell one rather unpleasant fact about yourself per day

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I’ve always wondered what it felt like to get stapled

sorta like getting stabbed by two needles at once
the part that curls the staple is the bottom plate, so it cant curl in and become harder to remove

i got jumped by some bloods yesterday (but i did take them out 1v8)

I once pissed in a bush

i shit entirely naked

I procrastinate

I almost ate an entire slab of butter when I was little.

When i was like 6 or 7, or younger, I was riding a scooter downhill, lost control, it hit something and I fell off, didnt hit my head this time

He he he he he When I was a wee boy like 2 years old I ate cat poop don’t remember the taste, my metabolism is that of a god. when I was 3-4 we went to the store and I was thirsty not wanting to pump my chubby legs to a water fountain/faucet I looked up at all the glorious produce that had just been sprayed by water to keep them fresh and noticed the droplets hadn’t soaked in yet. I came to buy the broccoli and um I lick the broccoli to get “hydrated” we ended up buying the broccoli I was bummed because 1 didn’t make me any less thirsty and 2 broccoli in my opinion is gross. Oh and this was one of the big broccoli not the bagged ones.

i feel like your pfp (made by ME and only ME :joy::v:) is a prime representation of getting hit in the head

I weight 13 kilograms less than I should be. No im not on a diet, I barely eat

i am 5 foot 7 and weigh 98 pounds

I was collecting quartz on a covered basketball court once and found and picked up a chipped piece of someone’s tooth halfway across the court from where it happened (they were looking for it).
Must’ve been a crazy hit for it to fly over to where I was

I’ve seriously thought about killing people at my school before

I’m honestly surprised it’s not another Archen’s forum doxxing thread.

Tf how you weigh less then me and im like under 5 feet

Or is that the point

that’s the unpleasant part

does the title mean i need to squeeze one out of myself daily

I used to be one of the smartest kids in school until 4th grade where my mom decided to put me in homeschool, which messed up my understanding of school stuff to this day.