You read the title.
No repeats.
Be serious.
I hit my head a total of 3 times, first two in the early childhood, third 1 or 2 years ago
I (allegedly) once ate a chunk of my brother’s skin.
The earliest thing i can remember is hitting my head on the corner of a wall when i was 2 years old and i have a permanent scar because of it.
i’m an asshole to my own friends
(the ones i do have literally don’t care, one outright IS my friend cause they wanted to push past my assholery on purpose)
I wore undersized shoes without socks in public today
Invincible.
I rolled down a concrete hill and immediately got ran over by a bike
Welcome back Vorf
I one time knocked someone out cause they were pmo
broke a teammates nose on accident (he kinda deserved it)
Split my head open on the vertex of a concrete block when I was 8
I say this one a lot but yeah (I didn’t even go to hospital)
I can be extremely emotionally unstable and i can be an attention seeker (bcuz of my fun mental health disorders)
yikes
Bro why did that happen to me when i was in fs2 (then somebody fell on top of me)
I slipped in duck poop when i was 2
Was it slippery
I peed on the number carpet in kindergarten and didn’t tell anyone
don’t blame me I was a little neurodivergent child who had an irrational fear of the school’s automatic toilets
yes it got all over my back but I ate Swedish fish afterwards
i regret asking
hey could be worse
when i was in kindergarten i stapled my thumb
yes it hurt like hell