I got expelled in 8th grade
for todayâs discomfortable fact about me, i have ordered a body pillow of myself and iâm going to deliver it to my friend for his birthday
thatâs not good
I cut my foot open on a shard of glass when I was 8 or something
full sentence
take notes from this person, everyone.
this is why we do not step on glass barefoot.
take notes from this person, everyone.
this is why we do not just assume stuff
I was wearing flip flops
take notes from this person, everyone.
this is why we do not
um
kill people idk
same
aaaactually itâs an archaic adjective
i have gotten called slurs because of my hair before
Gotta love the white eyes plushy
I got hit in the head with a rock.
If you move slightly wrong, they suddenly flush. I canât even understand how anyone can poop in an automatic toilet. I can understand how people would be fine with peeing in one, but not with pooping in one.
I was thinking about how excited I was to play more Undertale while I was at my grandmotherâs funeral. I didnât even feel sad.
âŚwow
I get it
But wow
Yeah, if you ever need a good human being for anything, I am not your guy. Iâm fucking despicable.
Same lol
this is all incredibly distressing