Tell one rather unpleasant fact about yourself per day

I got expelled in 8th grade

for today’s discomfortable fact about me, i have ordered a body pillow of myself and i’m going to deliver it to my friend for his birthday

that’s not good

I cut my foot open on a shard of glass when I was 8 or something

full sentence

take notes from this person, everyone.

this is why we do not step on glass barefoot.

take notes from this person, everyone.

this is why we do not just assume stuff
I was wearing flip flops

take notes from this person, everyone.

this is why we do not

um

kill people idk

same

aaaactually it’s an archaic adjective

I have collected 5 plastic knives from my school cafeteria, every single day this year

11 Likes

i have gotten called slurs because of my hair before

Gotta love the white eyes plushy

2 Likes

I got hit in the head with a rock.

If you move slightly wrong, they suddenly flush. I can’t even understand how anyone can poop in an automatic toilet. I can understand how people would be fine with peeing in one, but not with pooping in one.

I was thinking about how excited I was to play more Undertale while I was at my grandmother’s funeral. I didn’t even feel sad.

…wow

I get it

But wow

Yeah, if you ever need a good human being for anything, I am not your guy. I’m fucking despicable.

Same lol

this is all incredibly distressing