"That fuggin bastard of a man will pay in blood, i tell ya-"

Meet Io, my water conj pirate they/them girlie.
Hates one guy in particular (“hates”) and tends to be incredibly moody for incredibly long timespans.

Also known as “i made lore with @ismokepencils and now a pirate named Io wants to fuck a redhead.”

I will not elaborate.

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Enemies to lovers

SHIT I GOTTA GET ON MY GAME

This is all I need to know

This is fire

It’s water conj but the art makes it fire :fire::fire::fire:

The Carian sisters from Elden Ring be like:

she looks like a colossal red flag in relationships and male manipulator (in a good way)

the redhead in question:
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They would manipulate people into taking care of themselves /srs

ok so??? how much can i get for her organs

…would you be able to explain the joke, i do not understand it well

i want to know how much her organs are worth it’s not that hard keep up

…usual organ pricing? I guess???

Man i am too sober for this

Drink magic polluted water then

liver is worthless, shes most certainly consumed some amount of substances
heart most likely average value
entire digestive system except for large intestine average value
large intestine is worthless
kidneys worthless due to kidney stones
lungs worth 1.3x the average

hope this helps!


me when i see beautiful flammenherz f(art)

what about eyes, skin, and hair? grafts are pretty good value

I unfortunately don’t know the condition they are in

Don’t we all?

Uuuuhhh, I mean, dope! Super lit!