…Long time ago there was a legion, an order. Formed by the mightly lord whose name can only be said by the worth ones. It wasn’t an ordinary order - it was a group that consisted of kiwis… Or other birds. That doesn’t matter.
And thus, after this case the bird takeover has begun. Every single person, every single mage or warrior… No matter, all they were threatened by the kiwis - threatened to be cringlified. After a long war the order disappeared… Or did it?
The first takeover was negated after a long time, but the Order of Crimis (Or simply the Kiwi clan) was here on the forums this entire time. The kiwis were just waiting for a perfect moment to gain their power and influence back, to take over the forums and this arcane odyssey once again.
And WE did it.
The second takeover begins now.
Now, after such a long time we will begin the cringlifying once again. And this time… You won’t be saved. You can only fight… Or witness our sublimation. AND WAIT.
Now, heed my call, oh mighty, exalted lord @crimis_cringle rise! And heed my call, fellow kiwis! We must take over these sacred forums. We will be at our peak once again… And stay at this position unlike the first time.
(there was supposed to be lots of pings but I feel its unneeded)
okay im fucking done with this aura farming I go back to sleep for another 5 decades byeee
The anti-necropost coalition will proudly stand against the evil forces of bird takeover, unless the evil forces of bird takeover prove to be stronger, in which case the anti-necropost coalition will proudly stand with the evil forces of bird takeover
Like in the first topic, all other kiwis must report here
Any person that willingly decides to cringlify is kindly welcomed. If theres need in staying secret you can type me in DMs (due to some issues I will be a temporary administrator for such cases)
we have free cookies and golden apples are you interested in that
Oh also we’re hella fluffy
Anyways
The evil forces of bird takeover will proudly stand against the anti-necropost coalition, unless the anti-necropost coalition proves to be… Uhh… Umm… Anyways in which case the evil forces of bird takeover will proudly stand with the anti-necropost coalition
I am a void orb remember? I can take any form, including a void bird
Therefore im technically a bird
(actually Its just an Excuse for me not using a kiwi pfp im lazy to edit the pfp since im really busy nowadays, if someone gonna make me one it will be greatly appreciated)
Edit: actually I had a bird pfp somewhere lemme find it
